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> One day in a great forest, a magical frog was hopping down to a water
> hole.
> 
> This forest was so big that the frog had never seen another animal in
> all his life. But by chance that day, he witnessed a bear chasing after
> a rabbit.
> 
> The frog called for the two to stop. The frog said, "Because you are the
> only two animals I have ever seen, I will grant you both three wishes.
> Bear, you go first."
> 
> The bear thought for a minute, and being the male he was, he said, "I
> wish for all the bears in this forest, besides me, to be female."
> 
> For his first wish, the rabbit asked for a crash helmet and immediately
> put it on. The bear was amazed at the stupidity of the rabbit, wasting
> his wish like that.
> 
> It was the bear's second turn for a wish. "Well, I wish that all the
> bears in the next forest were female as well."
> 
> Rabbit then asked for a motorcycle and immediately hopped on it and
> gunned the engine.
> 
> The bear was shocked that the rabbit was asking for these stupid things;
> after all, he could have asked for money and bought the motorcycle.
> 
> For his last wish, the bear thought for a moment and then said, "I wish
> that all the bears in the world, besides me, were female."
> 
> The rabbit grinned, gunned the engine, and said as he sped away, "I wish
> that the bear was gay..."
> 


>  
>  
> Latest terms to add to your vocabulary in the late 90's office
> environment:
> 
> Blamestorming
> Sitting around in a group discussing why a deadline was missed or a 
> project failed and who was responsible. 
> 
> Seagull Manager
> A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, shits over everything and
> then leaves.
> 
> Salmon Day
> The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get
> screwed and die in the end.
> 
> Chainsaw Consultant
> An outside expert brought in to reduce the employee head count, leaving
> the
> brass with clean hands.
> 
> CLM
> Career Limiting Move - Used among microserfs to describe ill-advised
> activity. Trashing your boss while he or she is within earshot is a
> serious CLM.  (Also known as CLB - Career Limiting Behavior)
> 
> Adminisphere
> The rarefied organizational layers beginning just above the rank and file.
> Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly
> inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve.
> 
> Dilberted
> To be exploited and oppressed by your boss.  Derived from the experiences
> of Dilbert, the geek-in-hell comic strip character.  "I've been dilberted
> again. The old man revised the specs for the fourth time this week."
> 
> Flight Risk
> Used to describe employees who are suspected of planning to leave the
> company or department soon.
> 
> 404
> Someone who's clueless.  From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not
> Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located.  "Don't
> bother asking him . . . he's 404, man."
> 
> Ohnosecond
> That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made
> a BIG mistake.
> 
> Percussive Maintenance
> The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to
> work again.
> 
> Prairie Dogging
> When someone yells or drops something loudly in a "cube farm" (an office
> full of cubicles) and everyone's heads pop up over the walls to see what's
> going on.
> 
> Assmosis
> The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancement by
> kissing up to the boss.
> 
>