> The Bridge to Hawaii
> 
> A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across a old
> lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie
> said "OK, OK. You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the
> fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so
> you can forget about three. You only get one wish!" 
> 
> The man sat and thought about it for a while and said, "I've always
> wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick.
> Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to
> visit?" 
> 
> The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible. Think of the logistics
> of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific?
> Think of how much concrete...how much steel!! No, think of another
> wish." 
> 
> The man said OK and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he
> said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said
> that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could
> understand women...know how they feel inside and what they're thinking
> when they give me the silent treatment...know why they're crying, know
> what they really want when they say 'nothing'....know how to make them
> truly happy...." 
> 
> The genie said, "You've got the bridge!!"
>