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>A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween
>Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go
>to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she
>argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed,
>and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he
>took his costume and away he went.  The wife, after sleeping soundly for
one
>hour, awakened without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go
>to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her costume
>was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband
>to see how he acted whenshe was not with him.  (Typical bitch).
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>She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around
>on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could, and copping
>a little feel here and a little kiss there.  His wife sidled up to him
>and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner high
>and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just arrived.
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>She let him go as far as he wished;
>naturally, since he was her husband. Finally he whispered a little
>proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars
>and had a little bang. Just before unmasking at midnight, she
>slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed,
>wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
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>She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a
>time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have
>a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance
>much?"
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>He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I
>got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into
>the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you... the guy I
>loaned my costume to sure had a real good
>time!"
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