> 
> > One day a Jew, a Hindu, and a Man United fan all arrived at 
> their hotel to
> > 
> > find that there had been a mix-up with the bookings, and 
> that there was
> > only
> > one room left for them to share. The manager explained that 
> this room only
> > 
> > had two beds, but that there was a barn at a neighbouring 
> farm which the 
> > farmer, an old friend of his, would let one of them sleep in free of
> > charge.
> > 
> > 
> > They complained a bit, but since there was nowhere else to 
> go, the Jew 
> > graciously said he'd sleep in the barn. The Hindu and the 
> United fan were 
> > just settling down to sleep in their room, when there was a 
> knock on the 
> > door. It was the Jew. "I'm sorry," he said, "but there's a 
> pig in that
> > barn 
> > and because I'm Jewish I feel uncomfortable about sharing 
> the barn with
> > it."
> > 
> > 
> > "No problem," said the Hindu. "I'll sleep out there 
> instead." So off he
> > went
> > to the barn, leaving the United fan and the Jew to share the room. 
> > 
> > They were just settling down to sleep, when there was a 
> knock on the door.
> > It was the Hindu. "I'm sorry," he said, "but there's a cow 
> in that barn
> > and 
> > because I'm a Hindu I feel uncomfortable about sharing the 
> barn with it."
> > The United fan grudgingly agreed to give up his bed and 
> stomped off to the
> > barn,leaving the Jew and the Hindu to share the room. 
> > 
> > The Jew and the Hindu were just settling down to sleep, 
> when there was a 
> > knock on the door. It was the cow and the pig!
> > 
>