> > > Lesson Number One
> > > >
> > > >A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.
> > > >A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I
> > > >also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"
> > > >
> > > >The crow answered: "Sure, why not."
> > > >So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and
> > > >rested.  All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on
> > > >the rabbit and ate it.
> > > >
> > > >Moral of the story is: To be sitting and doing
> > > >nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
> > > >
> > > >Lesson Number Two
> > > >
> > > >A turkey was chatting with a bull.
> > > >"I would love to be able to get to the top of that
> > > >tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the
> > > >energy."
> > > >
> > > >"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my
> > > >droppings?"
> > > >replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients."
> > > >
> > > >The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that
> > > >it
> > > >actually gave him enough strength to reach the first
> > > >branch of the tree.
> > > >
> > > >The next day, after eating some more dung, he
> > > >reached
> > > >the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there
> > > >he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was
> > > >promptly spotted
> > > >by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
> > > >
> > > >Moral of the story:  Bullshit might get you to the
> > > >top, but it won't keep you there.
> > > >
> > > >Lesson Number Three
> > > >
> > > >A little bird was flying south for the winter.
> > > >It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the
> > > >ground in a large field.  While it was lying there, a cow
> > > >came by and dropped some dung on it.
> > > >
> > > > As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow
> > > >dung,
> > > >it began to realise how warm it was.
> > > >The dung was actually thawing him out!
> > > >He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to
> > > >sing for joy.
> > > >A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to
> > > >investigate.  Following the sound, the cat discovered
> > > >the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate
> > > him!
> > > >
> > > >The morals of this story are:
> > > >1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
> > > >2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your
> > > >friend.
> > > >3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth
> > > >shut
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