This one is definitely below the belt.

> > > In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room, where
> > > their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in
> looking
> > > tired and somber. I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as
> he
> > > surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for
> > > your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an
> experimental
> > > procedure, semi-risky and you will have to pay for the brain
> > yourselves."
> > >
> > > The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a
> > > great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain
> cost?"
> >
> > >
> > > The  doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for
> a
> > > female brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not
to
> > > smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually
smirked.
>
> > >
> > > A man, unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question
> > everyone
> > > wanted  to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?"
> > >
> > > The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and so to the entire
group
> > > said, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down the
> > > price of the female brains, because they've actually been used."
> > >
> > > SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN
> > > HANDLE IT!
> > >
> > >
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