Here are some chat up lines and survival statements	for you to try this weekend 

    
>> > Insider's Guide to the Male Vocabulary 
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>> >
>> > "Haven't I seen you before?"
>> > == "Nice arse ."
>> >
>> > "I'm a Romantic."
>> > == "I'm poor."
>> >
>> > "I need you."
>> > == "My hand is tired."
>> >
>> > "I am different from all the other guys." 
>> > == "I am not circumcised."
>> > "I want a commitment."
>> > == "I'm sick of masturbation."
>> >
>> > "You're the only girl I've ever cared about."
>> > == "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me." 
>> > "I really want to get to know you better."
>> > == "So I can tell my friends about it." 
>> > "It's just orange juice, try it."
>> > == "3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head." 
>> > "She's kinda cute."
>> > == "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the head 
>> > might be necessary."
>> > "I don't know if I like her."
>> > == "She won't sleep with me."
>> >
>> > "I miss you so much."
>> > == "I am so horny that my male roommate is starting to look good." 
>> > "Was it good for you?"
>> > == "I'm insecure about my manhood." 
>> >
>> > "How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?" 
>> > == "Is my penis really that small?"
>> > "I had a wonderful time last night." 
>> > == "Who the hell are you?"
>> >
>> > "Do you love me?"
>> > == "I've done something stupid and you might find out." 
>> > "Do you 'really' love me?"
>> > == "I've done something stupid and you're going to find out 
>> > sooner or later."
>> > "How much do you love me?"
>> > == "I've done something really stupid and someone's on their way 
>> > to tell you by now."
>> > "I have something to tell you." 
>> > == "Get tested."
>> >
>> > "I'll give you a call."
>> > == "I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than 
>> > see you again."
>> > "I've been thinking a lot."
>> > == "You're not as attractive as when I was drunk." 
>> > "I think we should just be friends."
>> > == "You're ugly."
>> >
>> > "I've learned a lot from you."
>> > == "Next!!!!"
>> >
>> > "I'm on a long distance call, can you call me later?" 
>> > == "I gotta turn on my answering machine."
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