> >> > >> > >> > > >> >> > > >> A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is >> > > driving >> > > >> down the same road. >> > > >> As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and >> > > >> yells "PIG!!" >> > > >> The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, >> > > >> "BITCH!!" >> > > >> They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the >> > > >> next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road. >> > > >> >> > > >> If only men would listen. >> > > >> >> > > >> >> > > >> > >