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> > To smart women everywhere:
> > 
> >  1.  I'm not offended by all the dumb
> >      blonde jokes because I
> >      know I'm not dumb .... and I also
> >      know that I'm not blonde.
> >        -Dolly Parton-
> > 
> >  2.  You see a lot of smart guys with
> >      dumb women, but you hardly ever see
> >     a smart woman with a dumb guy.
> >          -Erica Jong-
> > 
> >  3.  I want to have children, but my
> >       friends scare me. One of
> >      my friends told me she was in labor
> >      for 36 hours. I don't even
> >      want to do anything that feels good
> >      for 36 hours.
> >          -Rita Rudner-
> > 
> >  4.  My husband and I are either going
> >      to buy a dog or have a child. We can't
> >      decide to ruin our carpet
> >      or ruin our lives.
> >          -Rita Rudner-
> > 
> >  5. I've been on so many blind dates,
> >      I should get a free dog.
> >          -Wendy Liebman-
> > 
> > 6. Never lend your car to anyone to
> >      whom you have given birth.
> >          -Erma Bombeck-
> > 
> >  7. If high heels were so wonderful,
> >      men would still be wearing them.
> >          -Sue Grafton-
> > 
> >  8. I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears
> >      makes one you can ride on.
> >          -Roseanne Barr-
> > 
> >  9. I think-therefore I'm single.
> >          -Lizz Winstead-
> > 
> >  10. When women are depressed they
> >        either eat or go shopping.
> >        Men invade another country.
> >          -Elayne Boosler-
> > 
> >  11. Behind every successful man is a
> >       surprised woman.
> >          -Maryon Pearson-
> > 
> >  12. I base most of my fashion taste
> >       on what doesn't itch.
> >          -Gilda Radner-
> > 
> >  13. In politics, if you want anything
> >        said, ask a man; if you want anything
> >        done, ask a woman.
> >          -Margaret Thatcher-
> > 
> >  14. I have yet to hear a man ask for
> >       advice on how to
> >       combine marriage and a career.
> >          -Gloria Steinem-
> > 
> >  15. Some of us are becoming the men
> >        we wanted to marry.
> >         -Gloria Steinem-
> > 
> >  16. I never married because there was
> >      no need. I have three pets at home
> >       which answer the same purpose as a husband.
> >       I have a dog that growls every morning,
> >       a parrot that swears all afternoon,
> >       and a cat that comes home late at night
> >          -Marie Corelli-
> > 
> >  17. Nagging is the repetition of
> >       unpalatable truths.
> >          -Baroness Edith-Summerskill
> > 
> >  18. If men can run the world, why
> >        can't they stop wearing neckties?
> >        How intelligent is it to start
> >        the day by tying a little
> >        noose around your neck?
> >          -Linda Ellerbee-
> > 
> > 19. I am a marvelous housekeeper.
> >       Every time I leave a man I
> >        keep his house.
> >          -Zsa Zsa Gabor-
> > 
> >  20. Nobody can make you feel inferior
> >        without your permission.
> >          -Eleanor Roosevelt-
> > 
> >  Send this to five bright women you
> >  know and make their day!!