> A Prayer for the Stressed!
>
> Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
> the courage to change the things I cannot accept,
> and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had
> to kill today because they pissed me off.
>
> And also, help me to be careful of the toes I step on
> today as they may be connected to the ass that I may have
> to kiss tomorrow.
>
> Help me to always give 100% at work....
> 12% on Monday
> 23% on Tuesday
> 40% on Wednesday
> 20% on Thursday
> 5% on Fridays
>
> And help me to remember.....
> When I'm having a really bad day,
> and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
> that it takes 42 muscles to frown and
>only 4 to extend my arm and smack the Git in the mouth!
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