Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work.
The first said, 'I think accountants are the  easiest to operate on.
You open them up and everything inside is  numbered.'
 
The second said, 'I think librarians are the  easiest to operate on.
You open them up and everything inside is in  alphabetical order.'
 
The third said, 'I like to operate on  electricians.
You open them up and everything inside is colour  coded.'
 
The fourth one said, 'I prefer to operate on IT  Managers.
They're heartless, spineless, gutless and their  heads and behinds are
interchangeable'




Tenant farmer gets a call from the land owner telling him to expect a group
of IT managers to come to the farm for a team building event. The farmer is
a bit reluctant to have all these softy, non physical worker townies on his
farm but accepts the task as there is good money in it.

So all of the keen IT managers turn up excited and bustling with enthusiasm
asking what the first challenge is.

The farmer, a bit unprepared, looks around and sees the huge pile of yard
and stable muck. He thinks I'll get them to shift that, it'll show em that
farm work is hard and not all glamour. It'll keep em busy for a couple of
days and quiet em down a bit. So he tells the group to spread the muck over
the fields and goes about his work.

The farmer comes back a few hours later to see if they had started yet and
to his amazement the whole pile is shifted and spread evenly over the
fields. Crikey thinks the farmer, I underestimated these IT managers,
they're hot stuff, I can really do something here with them.

Right good he tells the managers, now the next task is to sort this huge
pile of potatoes, I want small spuds here and large spuds there. Get
cracking.

Off goes the farmer to continue with his work thinking that the IT managers
will get that job done in no time.

He pops back a few hours later and finds that the pile of spuds is the same,
hardly any movement at all. Then he looks at the IT managers and each of
them is standing there with a spud in each hand and looking from one to the
other quizzically.

What's the matter says the farmer, you guys spread the muck so well and
quickly, what's the matter with the spud sorting.

Argh says the senior IT manager, muck spreading we are good at, but making
decisions.........