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>> > >  Subject:  VERY BAD JOKE
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>> > > > As a young boy, Joe was obsessed with tractors.  He had pictures all
>> > > > over his bedroom walls, tractor toys, tractor T-shirts, tractor
>> > > > carpet, duvet cover, the whole works.  He ate, drank and slept
>> > > > tractors.
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>> > > > On his 17th birthday he was thrilled to get an invitation to go to a
>> > > > Tractor factory and test drive a brand new tractor.  His excitement
>> > > > was incredible as he told his family and friends.The great day came
>> > > > and he went to the factory.  Unfortunately Something went wrong with
>> > > > the tractor and it flipped over, breaking his leg.  He was so upset
>> > > > and tried to sue the company for negligence.
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>> > > > The company would have none of it and told him there was no
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>> > > > and he could get lost!
>> > > > You can imagine he was rather p****d off with tractors and shed them
>> > > > from his life completely.
>> > > > All the posters came down, the toys were given away - tractors were
>> > > > GONE.
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>> > > > Years later Joe went into a bar.  The smoke was terrible and through
>> > > > it he could see a beautiful girl seated at the bar.  Tears were
>> > > > streaming down her face from all the smoke getting in her eyes.
>> > > > Joe looked around and then took a huge breath, sucking in all the
>> > > > smoke.
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>> > > > He then walked outside and blew it all out again.  He goes back into
>> > > > the bar where the air is now clear and sweet and sits down next to
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>> > > > girl.  "That was amazing!" she said, "how did you do that?"
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>> > > > "No problem", said Joe, (Wait for it.  .  .  _Scroll down)
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>> > > > (Keep going)
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>> > > > "I'm an ex-tractor fan".
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