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> Subject: Humour: T-shirts for Women
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> > T-shirts for Women who take no shit:
> > 
> > 1 - I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
> > 2 - Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
> > 3 - Remember my name - you'll be screaming it later.
> > 4 - Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time.
> > 5 - Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
> > 6 - I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the 
> same time.
> > 7 - Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
> > 8 - You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
> > 9 - Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
> > 10 - Guys have feelings too. But like... who cares?
> > 11 - I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
> > 12 - Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
> > 13 - I hate everybody, and you're next.
> > 14 - Please don't make me kill you.
> > 15 - And your point is...
> > 16 - I used to be schizophrenic, but WE'RE ok now.
> > 17 - All stressed out and no one to choke.
> > 18 - I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
> > 19 - How can I miss you if you won't go away?
> > 20 - Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.
> > 
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