Groan.

> 
> 
>  A bloke from Yorkshire goes to the Doctor.
>  "Doctor, it's me bottom. I'd like you to take a look, I'm in agony."
> 
> So the Doctor gets him to drop his pants and takes a look.
> "Incredible", he says, "There is a £20 note lodged up here".
> Tentatively he eases the twenty out of the Yorkshireman's arse, and
> then a £5 appears.
> 
> "This is amazing" exclaims the Doctor "What do you want me to do?"
> 
> "For God's sake get it out man" shrieks the patient.
> 
> The Doctor pulls out the fiver and another tenner appears, and
> another and another. Finally the last note come out and no more
> appear.
> "Oh Doctor, thank you that's much better.     How much is there?"
> The Doctor counts the pile of cash.
> "£1995 exactly."
> 
> 
> "Ee Doctor. I knew I weren't  feeling    too grand  "
>