A bit late but still highly relevant...


> Because of heightened concern over Y2K problems and increased demand on
> our I.S. Department, we have determined that there is no longer any need
> for network or software applications support.  (see below). The goal is
> to remove all computers from the desktop by Dec. 31, 1999, thus avoiding
> the anticipated Y2K problem.  Instead, all employees will be provided
> with an Etch-A-Sketch.  This provides 4 distinct advantages:
> 
> 1. No Y2K problems
> 2. No technical glitches to prevent goals from being accomplished
> 3. No more wasted time reading and writing e-mails
> 4. Everybody gets the same advanced model
> 
> In anticipation of the changeover, the following is a list of frequently
> asked questions (FAQ) regarding Etch-A-Sketch Technical Support.
> 
> Q: My Etch-A-Sketch has all of these funny little lines all over the
> screen.
> A: Pick it up and shake it.
> 
> Q: How do I turn off my Etch-A-Sketch?
> A: Pick it up and shake it.
> 
> Q: What's the shortcut for Undo?
> A : Pick it up and shake it.
> 
> Q: How do I create a New Document Window?
> A: Pick it up and shake it.
> 
> Q: How do I set the background and foreground to the same color?
> A: Pick it up and shake it.
> 
> Q: What is the proper procedure for rebooting my Etch-A-Sketch?
> A: Pick it up and shake it.
> 
> Q: How do I delete a document on my Etch-A-Sketch?
> A: Pick it up and shake it.
> 
> Q: How do I save my Etch-A-Sketch document?
> A: Don't shake it.
> 
> Thank you for your support.
>