The Robin Hood Musical  

 

Scene One - Barnsdale Forest 

 

Cast: Robin Hood, Little John, Will Scarlet, Much the Miller's Son,

Eleanor Dale & Sir Richard at the Lee

 

Robin Hood leans against a tree; standing by is Little John, Will Scarlet and Much the Miller's son. 

Little John: Master, its time for us to dine.

Robin: To dine I have no lust, till I have some unknown guest, some bold baron, knight or squire, someone willing to pay the best. 

Little John: Master, tell us what life to lead, who to rob and who to leave?

Robin: It's quite simple and to our good. Leave the farmer tilling his fields, the yeoman strolling through the greenwood, and those knights and squires who are good fellows. But some archbishops and bishops are not so good you will find; and the Sheriff of Nottingham - keep that crafty one in mind. 

Little John: We will remember what you say. But it’s late in the day, isn't it time for our dinner? I'm surely getting thinner and thinner!

Robin: Pick up your longbow, John, and take Will and Much with you up the path going west to Watling Street . Look for some unknown guest you might meet - a baron, abbot or knight and bring him back to the lodge where dinner will be ready. 

Exit Robin Hood while Little John, Will and Much look for a traveller. A bedraggled knight comes walking by. He is a sorry sight for a summer's day: the cloak he's wearing is threadbare and his hood hangs in two pieces. A courteous Little John goes down on one knee. 

Little John: Welcome to you, gentle knight, welcome you are to me. Welcome gracious knight to the greenwood and to all us three. For your sake, my master has been waiting three hours for his dinner. 

Sir Richard: Who is your master? 

Little John: Robin Hood.

The outlaws sing The Greenwood Tree

Sir Richard: Robin Hood is a good yeoman. I've heard much good of him. I will accept the invitation from your master though I did intend to dine at Blythe or Doncaster .

The knight's face holds a troubled look and tears stream down his face as the outlaws bring him to the lodge door where Robin Hood and Eleanor Dale are waiting. Robin courteously pulls back his hood and goes down on one knee.

Robin: Welcome sir knight, welcome you are to me. Three hours I've been fasting - waiting for thee. 

Sir Richard: Good tidings to thee, Robin, and all your fair company. 

They wash their hands and all sit down to dinner served by Eleanor. They finish off a grand feast of the choicest cuts of venison and generous helpings of bread and wine.

Robin: You have a good appetite, sir knight.

Sir Richard: I'm obliged to you. It's more than three weeks since I have dined so well and free. If I come this way again I will give you as good a dinner as you've given to me.

Robin: Obliged, I'm sure, but when I've just eaten a good dinner, I am not greedy enough to crave another. Better you paid for your dinner before you leave. Methinks it’s not right for a yeoman to pay for a knight.

Sir Richard: To my shame, I have nothing in my coffers to offer.

Robin: Little John! Go look and see! Surely sir knight you can afford a fee.

Sir Richard: I must confess I have no more than ten shillings - God my witness be.

Robin: If you have no more I will not take one penny and if you need more I'll lend it to thee.

Little John spreads his mantle on the ground and empties the knight's bag on to it. There's exactly ten shillings and Little John goes to his master,

Robin: What tidings, John, what have you found?

Little John: Sir, the knight is honest enough; his word is sound.

Robin: Fill up with the best wine and ale let the knight begin his tale. Let him tell us how he got into this mess. Explain yourself, sir, and rest assured it will go no further . . .  Let me guess . . . you were forced to become a knight and couldn't afford the expense. Or else you managed your estates so badly whence you lived your life in dispute and strife.  Or did you lend your money unwisely, or throw it all away on women and neglect your wife. You must have committed some sins in your life?

Sir Richard: Nothing of the kind. My ancestors have been knights a hundred winters or more.  Often a man can be deprived of his status by fate alone and so become poor. My neighbours will tell you that two years ago I had an income of £400 a year and a goodly life, now I have only my children and wife. 

Robin: In what manner then, have you lost your riches.

Sir Richard: Through folly and loyalty and kindness . . .  I had a son who would have been my heir. At twenty winters old, he was a first class jouster, good and fair, and in a fight he slew a knight of Lancaster and a squire bold. To defend him all my goods were sold, and l had to pledge all my lands as security until a certain day to the rich Abbot of St. Mary's Abbey.

Robin: What is the sum, truly tell me?

Sir Richard: Sir, £400 – that’s what I owe to the abbey. 

Robin: What will become of thee if you lose your lands?

Sir Richard: I will go over the salt sea on pilgrimage to the Holy Land . So farewell and have a good day for I've nothing left to pay and it’s out of my hands. 

Eleanor: Where are your friends?

Sir Richard: My lady, now no one wants to know. When I was rich at home my friends would boast and blow. Now they run away from me like sheep in a row. They take no more heed of me, you see – it’s as if they'd never heard of me. 

Sir Richard sings Once

At the end Little John, Scarlet, Much and Eleanor begin to weep.

Robin: Fill up with our best wine, some consolation is due. Tell me, have you a friend who will stand surety for you?

Sir Richard: My only friend is our Lord who died on the cross.

Robin: If that's a joke, it’s a poor one. Do you think God is going to act as security, as well as St. Peter, Paul and John? If you can't find me better security for your debt, then not a penny will you get.

Sir Richard: I've no one else and that's the plain truth . . . except perhaps Our Lady. She has never failed me yet forsooth.

Robin: By our dear Lord, if you searched all England thorough, there’s no better you could find that meets my satisfaction as a borrower. Come now, Little John, go to my store and bring me £400 - well counted to be sure.

Though he carefully counts out the money, somehow, Little John makes it come to £560.

Much: Is that what you call proper counting?

Little John: Why grieveth thee? Look on it as alms for a gentle knight who has fallen into poverty.

Eleanor: And master, his clothing is so thin that we must provide him with some livery to keep his body therein. Haven't we plenty of green and scarlet cloth, master - we've such a rich array that no merchant in Merry England carries, I dare say!

Robin: Give him three yards of every colour and look well that it is carefully measured.

Little John uses his longbow for a measure and at every handful he jumps another three feet.

Much: What kind of a devil's draper do you think you be?

Much, Scarlet and Eleanor cannot help but laugh!

Eleanor: John can afford to stretch his measure out because it costs him no fee.

Little John to Robin: Master, you must also give him a horse to lead him safely home thereto.

Robin: Give him my grey courser with a saddle that's new - after all, he is Our Lady's messenger and God grant that he be true.

Much: And a good palfrey to maintain his rights.

Scarlet: And a goodly pair of boots, for he is a noble knight.

Robin: What will you give him, Little John?

Little John: Here's a pair of fine gilt spurs so he will remember us in his prayers and I hope God takes away all his cares. 

Sir Richard: Sir, on which day shall my repayment be?

Robin:  This day 12 months hence under this same greenwood tree . . . It seems a great shame that alone you must ride without a squire, yeoman or page by your side. I shall lend you my man, Little John. No better yeoman you will find if you get yourself into a bind.

Eleanor sings Anyone Can Do It

 

 Scene Closes

 

 

Scene 2