Hopefully available for Christmas 2007...

..But probably not.

The last received Christmas Newsletter was from  a "Mr &  Mrs Perfect of Berkshire" (accent on the Berk)  and their "Even-More-Perfect" offspring.  Amazing content -  a herd of incontinent male bovines  could not surpass it.  Current consumption of brown paper bags has now increased tenfold.

Inevitably, due to such "competition", it is felt that in order to bring our annual offering to an equivalent level, would require the use of the entire marketing department of the World Travel Organisation, not to mention the complete "How to Succeed" Guides to everything known to man. In view of this, we must sadly forego production  (..at least for this year.)

However, in spite of the odd Credibility-Replete Annual Publication received, the majority have been genuine and informative. So in order to redress the balance, we would like to  take this opportunity of wishing all our friends and readers, SINCERELY,  the Merriest of Christmases, whichever year you’re in, and hope that the Yuletide  "Bashing of the Plastic"  has been kept to a minimum.

Cheers All.

PAM