Frankie
In
a house named Gandhara
Down
Live
four kooky characters we’d like you to meet.
There’s
the Professor, named Scott an inventor by choice
His
wife Kali, Indian demigoddess from
Their
eight year old son Frankie.
He's
cute and he's green
he's
short and he's been
created
to help make the family complete
A
robot, named Robert helps with the chores; cooking, sweeping &
keeping the
house warm.
As
we enter the house, what’s this that we see?
lush,
tropical oceanic islands scenery,
adorns
the walls.
Whilst
our family’s sat down having their tea.
Professor
Scott has a vegetarian feast, pulses shak & some warmed puri.
Kali
eats the same but with some sweet chilli sauce
Frankie
likes puri & carrots he eats raw,
now
let’s let leave them to it, they’re on their fruit dessert,
of
strawberry chocolate ice cream, mango & paw paw.
“Robert
my kindly metal giant; being 7" tall, Robert my good friend. My father
had
him built to help with chores, though he became much more than just a
work-horse & was considered a part of our family. His face is a
plastic
which looks reasonably skin like.” recounts an aged Frankie sat in a
large
comfortable red velvet armchair regaling a story from his youth.
It
was a glorious hot sunny day, very still in the middle of summer. I’d
gotten’ a
video camera from a second hand market & wanted to test it so I
went round
the house filming each of my family. My dad’s a professor, with a
middle aged
scientist’s dress sense, fairly sensible, fairly drab clothes, he also
has mousy
brown hair & a long twirled moustache. He was squeezing some
oranges as I
passed him; “like some orange juice?” he enquired & I drank. Then I
went
through to the kitchen where my mum was making tea. "Supper will be
ready
by six" remarks Frankie’s mum, Kali holding a knife in one hand, a
small
bowl in another whilst making rotli on the work surface, Kali being a
demi-goddess & as such possessing four arms. Kali blushes; not used
to
being filmed. " You look beautiful mum ne; like a Bollywood film star!"
I
climb the stair to go outside, (The house "Gandhara being built into
the
ground following specifications by Professor Scott Cottis; underground
dwellings keep warmer!) Outside I see a few houses & a large
expanse of
green with a mountain in the background; "Mount Everest". A small
wood lies up a slope & ahead to the right. I see Robert; our
tireless
manservant, chopping wood. I call over to him, & as he turns
towards me, he
keeps chopping. An awful clank sounds as the axe hits Roberts metal leg
&
Robert falls down, and then begins to roll down the slope towards me. I
put my
foot out & bring him to a stop. "That's the third time this
week!" I exclaim. "I know, but it's just such good fun" replies
Robert with a big grin on his face.
"Is
there anything you'd like to do sir?" asked Robert. As it was getting
late
I decided to stop filming........I didn't have any film in the camera
anyhow.
Myself & Robert went indoors to play Snakes & Ladders;
Himalayan
version....... Mountains & ski slopes. We finished the game, had
some
supper & went to bed.
At
about
I
felt my heart beating heavy; pounding in my chest & I became aware
that it
was warm, strangely warm, warmer than usual, indeed quite hot! I
slipped my
sandals on & travelled out into the still, warm air outside. The
saucer was
over a hollow a little way up the slope. A solid plod behind me, it was
Robert.
"What should we do?" he enquired. "I want to investigate" I
replied. "Do you think that's wise? perhaps we should wake the
professor" countered Robert. "No no! that would wake mum & you
know how she is" I stated hoping that Robert wouldn't push it any
further.
Robert paused in thought and then concluded, " She'd be off with her
sword no doubt, scaring the life out of
anything that's up there."
I
beckoned Robert to follow me & as we got closer, so the heat
increased! The
saucer was still hot from the friction of entering earth's atmosphere
guessed
Robert. "Let me know if the heat is too much for you sir" offered
Robert. I'm afraid I marched off in front in a very caviller manner
stating
"Oh but of course dear chap!". Two minutes later & I wasn't so
steady on my feet. "I'm too hot dear chap!" I quipped. Just then
Robert called out; he could see the saucer from his high vantage point.
Robert
then kindly carried me on his shoulders.
We
gazed up to the saucer. The ship suddenly vented steam, a thick mist
enveloped
the surrounding area, including myself & Robert. Visibility was
poor, still
the water did help to cool things down. Ahead of us a doorway opened, a
figure
stepped slowly out, the figure is shrouded in mist, but the shape is
certainly
humanoid, though there appear to be two protrusions from the head.
"Is
anybody there? calls the alien in a young female voice "I mean you no
harm, is anybody there?". "Answer her Robert." I ask of him.
"Welcome, my name is Robert, how may we help you?" Robert enquired.
"What is this place? I am in trouble; my ship is out of fuel"
explained the young female sounding alien. "This is the
The
mist cleared to reveal the alien; a young female, just a little older
than
Frankie, a green hue to her skin as well as eyes on her face also an
extra pair
of eyes on the end of stalks coming from the top of her head!
Frankie
is taken, romantic music blares in his head drowning out all else, this
alien
girl being the first other green being he's ever seen; Frankie sees
beauty
personified.
The
music fades as Frankies mums voice filters through... "FRANKIE! Frankie
my
dear boy where are you?", Kali's voice is Indian accented, but Kali
speaks
English, a rather posh taught in school English.
Kali
spots Frankie & the alien girl; very much enraptured with each
other. Kali
enquires after alien girl with a coy smile "& who is this? Frankie
my
dear boy" Frankie blushes. "Come back home Frankie dear won't you
& bring your friend, this is no time to be outside" implored Kali.
"Please, I need to hide my ship others are looking for it" alien girl
pleaded. "I looked to Robert who responded in kind "Right you are
sir" Robert said & then he began uprooting trees & using them
& grass to hide the ship. Kali, The Professor, Frankie & alien
girl
started making their way back home. The Professor gently interrogates
alien
girl. "Now my dear, do you have a name?" "
"The
girl seems very genuine, I think we should help her in any way that we
can" commented Robert. "Yes I agree & yet we can't know what we
are letting ourselves in for" responds Scott. Kali walks in carrying a
tray with drinks & wearing a smile, did you see them together? Kali
enquires excitedly. "Frankie's gone to his room" Scott began. Robert
buts in "That's good & I hope he uses his hidihole; I can hear
someone
coming, heavy steps & more than one" Robert finished. Then there
came
a thump, thump, thump at the door "This is Strident" a loud voice
stated, " open the door" it finished. Robert made his way dutifully
but also nervously to the door & began to open it slowly.
STRIDENT
A
silver badge is flashed through the crack in the door. Robert opens the
door a
little more to reveal Strident, a group of people about 10 strong. The
Strident
mob are all sporting short haircuts an wearing suits which looked too
large.
"A mechanoid huh? we didn't think this planet had the capability, you
are
from this planet? queried a Strident agent eying Robert lugoubriously.
The
strident agent behaving as a typical soldier; follows orders,
belligerent to
anyone except his superiors. "I created Robert" overspoke Scott
"Now may I ask the reason for this intrusion?" Scott questioned as
sternly as he could muster. "We are on the hunt for a dangerous
fugitive
who has stolen a valuable space craft" iterated the Same Strident
agent,
whom appeared to be the leader. "Dangerous?" spoke Kali in unbelieving
tones under her breath too quiet for Strident to hear. "We know nothing
of
this, but can I ask where you're from? you are from another planet? how
did you
get here? Can I see your space craft?" Scott continued questioning, his
main aim to be irritable & to make Strident go away, which it did.
"We
ask the questions" Remarked the Strident lead, then turning to his
fellow
officers he motioned for them to move out, stating "We're wasting our
time
here, they know nothing". Robert closed the door, with a thankful sigh.
"Do you think they'll be back" asked Robert. "Hard to
say...." replied Scott. "Well I didn't like them at all, so rude
& not answering any of your questions, I'm going to check on
Frankie"
Kali gabbled nervously.
The
door to frankie's room lay half open. Kali walked in looking anxiously
around;
"Frankie my dear, it's ok to come out now" Kali called. When she
couldn't see Frankie or
Frankie
addressed all assembled "
"Can
we help you? does your father have friends who could help? would it be
possible
for us to come along with you?" Scott fired questions at
"Shall
I make sandwiches?" Kali asked. "That would be lovely, though the
ship does have food stores & facilities, but I could try some Earth
food"
"Any
sign of our friends Strident?" Scott Spoke to Robert. Robert reported
that
he could hear them, but that they were about a mile away & so they
set off,
this intrepid band of adventurers. It didn't take long to reach the
ship &
Robert pointed out to all the cloaking switch & then they all
boarded the
circular metallic vessel. They dropped their luggage off in the living
quarters
& then made their way to the control deck, all except Robert who
went down
to the engine room following a suggestion by
"Ready
for take off"
Inter Solar
With
the fuel tank full & a mix of intrepidation & excitement the
ship lifts
off. Everybody has strapped seat belts on under the advice of their new
found
alien friend. The acceleration of the ship takes them by surprise, but
more so
the view on the view screen which shows the ground rapidly receding
& then
the spherical nature of the earth becoming apparent, The Earth becomes
a green,
blue ball, and grows smaller & smaller, diminishing into the
blackness of
space which takes over; feeling like an oppressive over blanket during
a hot
summers night, surrounding them, suffocating.
Suddenly
Frankie & Lena begin to giggle as they see Scott & Kali turn a
pale
shade of green, due to disorientation. Scott is about to quiz the pair
about
the giggles, but Kali interjects; "Oh Scott, er... captain... oh honey
it's Strident, they're chasing us; they're sending a message ordering
us to
stop & surrender the ship." "Can we out-run them Scott quizzes
The
sight was mesmerising; Lumps of ice that glistened as the ships lights
passed
over them, different coloured clouds, some highly luminous, others
black as
soot.
"How
long till we reach where we are going?" Scott speaks to
"When
I was young I used to visit my uncle Prien Bate.* He was very kind
& always
had time for me. Sometimes we'd sit & play a game, Mah Jong,
Othello. My
uncle loved strategy games, that's how I met Scott, the first man to
beat me at
chess". Kali smiles at Scott. "Sometimes my uncle would tell me
stories, featuring lemmings. A group of lemmings lived high on the
mountainside, where it could get very cold, with fierce winds. They'd
huddle
together for warmth but two had to go out to gather food. This they
took in
turns. Today it was the turn of Kasmil* & Shenga.* Kasmil &
Shenga,
unbeknownst to the others were very much in love. Now, Lemmings are
known to
leave groups from time to time due to overcrowding & this was an
opportunity our loving couple had been waiting for. They left without
saying a
word to the others, once they left the group they wouldn't be welcomed
back;
lemmings have a strict no outsiders policy & outsiders is what the
two
would be once they failed to return in time. They set out in search of
a place
they had both seen in a dream, a place of low lying stepps, barren
&
exposed save a few rocky crevices where they'd be able to hide &
start
their burrows. The journey was far..... for lemmings that is. So they
sang a
song along the way;
Lemmings
gather nuts in May
Lemmings
gaily have-a-way
We
are lemmings and we do say
We
are lemmings on holiday
After
hours of travel they reached ground which they recognised from their
dreams.
They spotted the small group of rocks in the centre of the stepp,
glanced
around to be sure no danger threatened & then headed to the rocks.
Their
work cut out for them, they dug stoically & after an hour or so,
they had a
hole big enough to fit them both. They snuggled down feeling that
they'd done
enough for one day, they needed sleep.
Aamaliad
"Aamalliad*
coming up sir" Roberts voice broke through, making everyone snap out of
the trance which Kali's story telling had cast. "Plotting the
co-ordinates
provided by
They
see a farm, fields of a golden orange crop with a wooden house in the
centre.
The ship lands in a field close to the farm house. A robot, quite
unlike Robert
busies himself towards the ship. The new robot has a clear head;
perhaps made
of glass or perspex. A holographic face sits inside the clear head. The
new
robot has a slimmer frame, is shorter & altogether leaner looking
compared
with Robert, Robert looks quite clumsy & blocky by comparison. The
adventurers exit the ship & the new robot greets them, beginning
with
"I
saw you on the news Lena, they say that you stole your fathers ship,
but that
he himself has gone missing, I've even had the police out here" Sek
pressed Lena.
"Your
father is safe
All
was happy, all was sorted, & to be truthful it was a bit of an anti
climax
for our intrepid family of four.
The journey home
"I
guess we should go back to Earth, but it just feels plain wrong to not
stop
& learn more about your lives" spoke professor Scott.
"I
feel much the same" Yerrt began, "You have been most kind &
generous, I can sense this from your demeanour and from my daughters
account of
you; & alas we have not been so fortunate with others, as our
dealings with
Strident evidently shows. I must tell you that we have known about
Earth for
some time now, but we didn't deem contact wise, true we couldn't be
sure if
you'd welcome aliens with open arms" Yerrt was explaining. "We are
not leaders & I could not guarantee a warm reception "Scott
interjects.
"Indeed but more so, the technology you have , if you were to have
contact
then Earth people would likely harbour paranoia and jealousy." Yerrt
tried
painfully to empathise., "We'll drop you back to Earth, it's the only
sane
option, still, Perhaps we could visit every now & then." Yerrt
offered. "That would be most agreeable" Scott replied hiding a little
dissapointment at the thought of missing out on more immediate
adventure and
space travel. “
Our
family of four, along with Yerrt and
It’s
a long flight back and once again Kali provides food and continues to
tell her
story. If you remember our lemmings; Kasmil and Shenga had started a
new
lemming colony. Well I suppose it is a stretch to call two lemmings a
colony,
but Kasmil was carrying six babies inside her and they’d be born very
soon, any
day now. The make shift burrow they’d began with had now been deepened.
There
was a sleeping space, a food store and Shenga had just started a spare
that
would serve for a nursery. Sourcing food was now important and this was
left
mainly to Shenga as Kasmil tired easily from pregnancy.
Shenga
stepped out to scout for food when he noticed a crow. The crow was
limping.
Now
crows don’t eat lemmings……. As a rule, but the crow is an unruly bird
and they
are usually best steered clear of.
None
the less Shenga was curious and he ventured fairly close to the crow.
“Anything
wrong Crow?” shenga nervously, though trying not to show it asked.
“CAW,
CAWWWWW” the crow shouted, it was obviously in pain. Shenga mustered
all his
courage and went closer to the crow. It was then he spotted a thorn
sticking
out of the crows foot. “You have a thorn in your foot, let me take it
out for
you” Shenga stated calmly and firmly. “Caw caw, stop the pain, just
stop the
pain” The crow squeeled back. So it was, Shenga edged close to the crow
and
swiftly and carefully he plucked the thorn. The crows features relaxed,
before
he’d had a face like a demon! Twisted in anger, now his features looked
more
rounded and relaxed. “You are most brave to be helping me, tell me, you
live
here?” “Close by yes” Shenga replied. “You are new moved here yes? You
want
that I should fly high and spot for you any dangers, any food cyah! You
like
berries, they are good yes?” “Most gracious of you dear crow” “Most
gracious of
me?, most gracious of you stop my pain, now I help you.”
Shenga
watched the crow fly off and went back to the burrow to check on
Kasmil. He
didn’t mention the crow, but slipped out again a little later to find a
small
pile of berries waiting for him. He smiled and hoarded the berries back
to the
burrow.
“Earth
in view”, they heard Roberts voice over the tannoy; Robert being the
only
person not on the command deck and as such the only person not
captivated by
Kali’s story telling.
All dropped off on
Earth.
The
Earth loomed large and was a friendly sight for our intrepid family of
four
guesting upon Yerrt’s sleekly designed ship.
Suddenly
a call came over communications; “Honey, it’s the Solar Generals,” Kali
informed. The Solar Generals had followed, interested to find out more
about
the Earth and it’s inhabitants. They’d been receiving our T.V and radio
signals, but hed not yet visited personally. The Solar Generals offered
a show.
Yerrt took the ships controls, bringing it to a stop and raised the
view screen
giving plain view of the Solar General’s ships; about 14 or 20 of them.
Then
lights on the ships illuminated and music played; the music of Johan
Sebastian
Strauss. The ships swayed and flew this way and that in a dizzying
display
following the music. As the music reached an exciting crescendo ships
flourished past, flying close to Yerrts ship. As the music came to a
poigniant
pause, the ships, using the ships themselves and thier lights as a
medium, made
faces with differing expressions, happiness, sadness, curiosity,
contentedness
and more.
Yerrt
smiled, he’d not witnessed a display like this since he was young. The
others
were all agog at the mesmerising spectacle.
Then
when it seemed like the display was over, Yerrt took the controls once
again,
this time he flew the ship. Surrounded by the solar generals, following
the
music, he flew the ship down into Earths atmosphere and dropped of our
family
of four. Frankie waving to
Frankie
awoke, not sure if the day before had happened or if he’d merely been
dreaming.
Then he remembered something. He went into the living room and switched
the T.V
on and went to channel eight. A picture came through.
The End
By Scotty