The
Monsters!
Starring
Monkey
Man
Invisible Man
Quasimodo;
The Hunchback of Notre Dame
Debonair Mad Scientist
Dracula
Dr.Jeckyll
&
&
Divorcee
of Dracula,
Electra
We
see a tall
building, then follow as the camera pans down through an imagined cross
section
of the ground down into a secret laboratory.
A Debonair Mad Scientist, pours some drops into a test tube, which
steams and
bubbles. He then pours two drops into a cup which is a cup of tea. He
then
places the cup on a tray & walks over to a cell where Red is
lying
sleeping on some straw. The Worf Debonair Mad Scientist slides the try
under
the bars and beckons wake up. rouses & is
hungered by
the tray which has a metal plate with some bourbon creams, some chips
&
some cake. A cup of tea at the side.
Camera focuses on
Monkey Man gets the food and eats as though he hasn't eaten for days.
Camera pans to Debonair Mad Scientist
Debonair Mad Scientist:
Very good, very good
Camera pans back to
We see start to change, growing hairier, starts
jumping up
& down going eek ook.
Camera pans back, we see the bars of the cage and Debonair Mad
Scientist,
we see Debonair Mad Scientist's keys to the cage looped around
his
belt,
we see Monkey Man's newly grown tail hook the keys
&
Monkey Man unlocks the bars & clangs the metal plate on
Debonair Mad
Scientist's head, bounding over Debonair Mad Scientist and out of
the
secret laboratory.
Fade out:
Fade in:
We see a New York street, time index October 1859, the street is
dank
& poorly lit, we see a doorway and the camera moves in & up a
flight
of stairs, we turn right & go through a door and into a club.
At the
bar we see Dr Jeckyll.
Dr Jeckyll:
Thank you barman.
Dr Jeckyll
gets up & leaves the
establishment, only
to be
greeted by raucous calls
Monkey
Man is
being
chased through the streets
Dr Jeckyll
acts quickly, jumping inside his awaiting carriage;
Dr Jeckyll:
Quickly! Jump in
Monkey Man
cocks
his head considering the proposal for a moment & then leaps into
the
carriage.
Dr Jeckyll:
Let's get out of here driver.
We see the coach pull off & an angry perplexed crowd left standing
not
knowing what to do with themselves, indeed as we watch the crowd they
stop
moving, they slowly lie down & become as lifeless bodies. The crowd
are
zombies!
Inside the carriage Dr Jeckyll talks with Monkey Man.
Dr Jeckyll:
Now, what has happened to you dear chap? You are not
really
a simian I presume. Come back to my laboratory will you & we'll see
if we
can't help you out in some way.
Monkey Man:
Eeek
eek, ook.
Fade out:
Fade in:
Dr Jeckyll's laboratory, we see jars, tubes & bottles bubbling
&
steaming away on a central table. The room is a cellar with stone
walls. Monkey Man sits watching T.V whilst Dr Jeckyll
is mixing
potions.
A beautiful lady approaches down the stair, it is Electra. Electra
speaks in a
heavy Transylvanian accent.
Electra:
Darling are
you collecting stray animals now? I bought you a drink.
Atop a tray is a glass with some green & orange liquid, with steam
bubbling
from it.
Dr Jeckyll drinks. Electra moves towards Monkey Man who
lashes
out trying to bite Electra! Electra stumbles backwards
& from
behind her we see Dr Jeckyll, no he is Dr Jeckyll no more,
but he is
transformed, we see a hairy miscreant, wearing a Top Hat and carrying a
cane, which
is disguise as the cane looses it's sheath it is a long sword, we
see
Monkey Man's head roll off.
Mr.Hyde:
One
shouldn't attack one's hosts wife don't you know old chap.
Mr.Hyde:
Scoops up Monkey Man's head & places it in a jar. I'll
be
back
later darling.
Electra: Oh your an
animal
baby, why you don't do with me as you will
Electra leans back
on a
table & seductively bites her bottom lip.
Fade out:
Fade in:
We see Mr.Hyde sauntering out of his house with
music and
doing some mean tap dancing down the street.
Fade out:
Fade in:
Electra in Dr.Jeckyll's laboratory.
Electra: You can
come out
now honey
A hat moves towards Electra.
Electra: Oh you can
keep
your hat on!
Electra starts groping seemingly empty space in front of her.
The doorbell rings, Electra floats upstairs, promising not to be long
&
instructing the floating hat ( Invisible Man) to meet her
upstairs.
Fade out:
Fade in:
Electra opens the large solid wooden front door, to find a very dashing
debonair gentleman wearing a cape & with slicked back hair, none
other than
Count Dracula himself! Electra looks stunned.
Electra: How did you
find
me.
Dracula:
Come my dear, you do not expect your "Tangy Fangy" to give up that
easily do you now?
Electra: I told you,
it's
over between us, look now not a good time.
Dracula:
Vat? you have company here?
Dracula swishes his cape & the door opens wider, Dracula
looks in
astonishment, being a vampire Dracula can see
Invisible
Man
& what's more Invisible Man is naked. Dracula is
furious,
changes into a bat in the flash of an eye & swoops
towards
Invisible Man, biting him on the neck. Invisible Man falls
down (We
see the hat fall), Dracula then changes back, & scoops up the
flaccid
body.
Electra: Stop, Where
are you
taking him?
Dracula:
Do not concern yourself I shall place him in my nightclub, he will be
well
looked after, as shall you vhen I return.
Electra is distraught as Dracula changes once again into a bat
& flies
of carrying Invisible Man.
Electra wanders out into the streets in a daze, she doesn't know where
she's
going in her nightie & fluffy slippers. She ends up at a church and
wanders
disorientatedly inside. The bells start to ring, they are playing a
tune, a
tune which Electra feels she recognises but she can't quite put her
finger on
it. Just then Quasimodo, the hunchback of Notre Dame swoops
down from
the belfry. Electra my darling it has been so long, I trailed you
across Europe
& at last I get to let my eyes gaze once more upon thyne beauty.
Electra:
Quasimodo my darling, I've had such an
awful day!
My ex has taken off with my fiancée!
Quasimodo:
My dear daughter, I shall help.
Where
has Dracula taken Invisible Man? to his nightclub no
doubt,
there he'll get him drunk & poison his mind against you, I know
that old
rascal.
Quasimodo leaps up through the belfry & makes haste
across
rooftops.
We see Quasimodo enter Dracula's nightclub, we here a
Cafuffle & then Dracula rolls out of the night club
entrance. Quasimodo follows, as Dracula scrambles up
& then
scarpers
away with Quasimodo in hot pursuit.
we cut back to see a hat sway out of the nightclub & be greeted by
a
be-nightied, be-fluffy slippe Electra who hugs the invisible figure
&
escorts him home.
