Given to movies that made this reviewer happy beyond the bounds of probability. Winners may not necessarily be ‘good’ films, but they did leave a big, goofy grin on the reviewer’s face.

The spiritual opposite of the Golden Gourd. These so-called films left your poor webmaster writhing in pathetic agony. With any of these wastes of celluloid, gut-rot is pretty much guaranteed.

Did you ever see a movie that you wouldn't call bad, but still left you cross-eyed with your brain bleeding out of your ears? Such a film is worthy of our latest trophy the Mind Fuck Award.