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Here are some recent publicity shots of the band made up by Dave the Drummer. Why not send an email in to Mister Bat saying which band member you'd most like to punch in the face and why.
Naughty Peter Mister Bat Cool Dave Arnie "Blast" Furniss
He's from The Planet Peter where everyone is lovely if a little preoccupied. Owns more guitars than everyone else put together. Probably in the world. Drinks whisky. Delusions of adequacy. Not in fact a bat at all. Although a creature of the night, unnaturally obsessive about lights. Occasionally referred to as 'magnet man'. Drinks.  Has style, wit, and hair. Always brings cymbals to gigs within a 400 mile radius. Doesn't really have the legs for a skirt.  Favourite animal - the koala bear. He's a Guinness man. Grumpy old get/Dad. 70s porn star who can be charmed via the medium of mild. Answers to whatever Margaret says. (Picture actual size).

Our Mission

To be the best ever rock band from that bit of Edgeley Road just near Alexandra Park. That's if we choose to accept it. Which we don't. It's not as if anyone gives a monkey's anyway, is it?

Alternatively....

To be the band of choice if only you could afford us which you can't but if you could and if you did hire us then we probably wouldn't turn up but if you got lucky and we did turn up then you wouldn't like it anyway because you'd just think it was too loud. So ner with big knobs (turned up to 11) on.

Band Profile

Formed donkey's years ago from the fallout from "The Men of 992" (which was probably a bus route or something - who cares?), "SFW" and some pixie dust, The CasualTies have been a band ever since. Line-up changes? We gottem! For a full history you could click here if you wanted to. Or don't bother. Let's face it, that link goes nowhere. Much like the rest of this drivel.

 

 

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Last modified: February 19, 2009