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| Venue |
Town |
Date |
Contact |
What you need to Know |
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| The Bell & Barrel |
St Helens |
16/01/09 |
Shaz |
First new gig under Shazza's new regime. |
| The Garricks Head |
Urmston |
24/01/09 |
Paul |
Back to Urmston after a couple of years gap
at the request of DHL's Trafford Park depot. So they'll probably be late
(if they don't get lost in transit). |
| The
Bakers Vaults |
Marketplace Stockport |
14/02/09 |
Mister Sam |
Hello young lovers, wherever you are... |
| The Station Hotel |
Altrincham |
27/03/09 |
Janet |
The lovely Janet tempts me with Adnams,
Ruddles and Hook Norton Ales and some money, but it's Arnie she needs to
watch... |
| The
White Lion |
Underbank Stockport |
28/03/09 |
Eleanor |
Haven't played here since The Best Band days!
It's downstairs though, so you won't have to drag your fat behind up
that big staircase. A new gig in Stockport! Support it! New licensees
provide a variety of proper beer on handpumps - recently spotted Fullers
London Pride, Black Sheep and Jekylls. What more do you want FFS? |
| The Bell & Barrel |
St Helens |
11/04/09 |
Shaz |
We return to the glamour that can only be
found in St Helens. (If you're from Stockport, St Helens is
glamourous). |
| The
Bakers Vaults |
Marketplace Stockport |
18/04/09 |
Mister Sam |
April. I ask you. Rubbish month, April. Nothing
happens in Stockport.
Well, until the 18th! |
| The
White Lion |
Underbank Stockport |
16/05/09 |
Eleanor |
... and then the very next month! |
| The Talbot |
Church Street Burnley |
23/05/08 |
Michelle |
A far superior venue to the Rose &
Thistle down the road as it has us on. Come and watch the loony women
dance!! |
| Stockport
County FC |
Edgeley Park Stockport |
30/05/09 |
Johnny Brett |
Ok, it's just a rumour right now, but the
illustrious Mr Brett is sorting the music for the Stockport Beer
Festival. Mmmm. Beer and your favourite band. Tempted? You should be!
Shifts have been changed, so you'd better come good, JB!! |
| The Garricks Head |
Urmston |
06/06/09 |
Paul |
Flushed with success after our January visit
we return to Urmston, which I always thought was a bit cat, but it's
actually alright now I've been, |
| The Crown |
Stockport |
12/06/09 |
Steve |
Fresh (?) from our beer fest triumph at the
end of May we now consolidate by playing even more phat beery tunes to
fat beery blokes. Probably the same tunes. Probably the same blokes.
Almost certainly in the rain. |
| Private do for John's birthday
*CANCELLED*
|
Not telling you (but quite near home) |
14/06/09
*CANCELLED*
|
John |
Our troupe perform hits from assorted CBBC
productions behind closed doors for a select audience of children rammed
with E numbers. Then when the cake, jelly and children are all gone we
do the Motorhead stuff for their grandad. More fun the other way round,
eh? Wonder if Arnie will do the 'trouser elephant' puppet show for the
kiddies? Cancelled due to Mother-in-law interference (John's, not ours).
Apparently he wants a disco. |
| The
Bakers Vaults |
Marketplace Stockport |
20/06/09 |
Mister Sam |
Bask in the balmy environs of The Lion Yard
to the strains of The CTs wafting across the marketplace. You could come
inside and watch but a) it'll be too hot and b) you can't smoke inside.
Think I'll come outside with you. |
| The Bell & Barrel |
St Helens |
11/07/09 |
Shaz |
Now firmly ensconced as one of St Helens' top
turns we treat an expectant throng to some tunes and that. |
| The Talbot
*CANCELLED*
|
Church Street Burnley |
07/08/08
*CANCELLED*
|
Michelle |
Burnley. But not a Sunday afternoon? I can't
find Burnley in the dark... Ah, s'ok. A text from Michelle tells up The
Talbot's been sold and by the time this gig comes up will have been
converted to student flats. So don't bother going. We're not. |
| The Station Hotel
*CANCELLED*
|
Altrincham |
14/08/09
*CANCELLED*
|
Janet |
Today, my cat, Zoltan, is 2 years old. Hey
kids, let's have the party right here. Actually, he informs me I'm a
clot and his birthday was in May, so only the regular amount of jollity
at this fine gig. Regrettably cancelled due to drummer availability. Or
lack of. Many apologies to Janet who is quite lovely. The CasualTies
urge you to attend this splendid boozer. |
| The Crown |
Stockport |
15/08/09 |
Steve |
What happens is this: we turn up and play
some tunes while you stand around with other folk just like you drinking
beer. Or else you could sit down on a chair next to many other identical
chairs but not in a row (that's 'row' rhymes with 'oh', not 'row' rhymes
with 'ow!'. Or is it?). Why not stand around laughing while all this
takes place. In the rain. |
| The
Bakers Vaults |
Marketplace Stockport |
28/08/09 |
Mister Sam |
A Friday one! We must have been a bit crap
last time we played. Keep a few pence back from those 'back to skewl'
purchases/the kids' dinner money and blow it on beer. Because you're
worth it. |
| The Garricks Head |
Urmston |
24/10/09 |
Paul |
Our third gig here this year so you'd better
get there early if you want a seat. Arnie will be bringing a shitty
stick to beat back the nurses from Trafford General across the road.
Nurses seem to have a thing for him? |
| The Bell & Barrel |
St Helens |
31/10/09 |
Shaz |
If you go out back for a fag there's a very
picturesque church. Really quite Venetian (or are they out of Star
Trek?). |
| The
Bakers Vaults |
Marketplace Stockport |
07/11/09 |
Mister Sam |
Post-bonfire apocalypse night. Bring
something to bang. |
| The
Bakers Vaults |
Marketplace Stockport |
21/11/09 |
Mister Sam |
Via the medium of Mister Sam's splendid beer
emporium The CasualTies bow out. So ner. |
|
The 
say:-
always check with the venue before
getting a taxi anywhere (or putting anything very heavy in a van)
don't go out in your dirty
underwear
don't forget your key
take it easy
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