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Here are some of our chums. You may or may not like what you find, but have a butchers anyway. If you'd like a link to your site then send a grovelling email to the address below for us to have a laugh at and then ignore.

Bands and assorted cool stuff:
The Audioholics  

(now The Radars, but I'm leaving them at the top anyway)

Hot and thrusting young blades poised to snatch rock's oft thorny crown (I made that up) via the medium of talent rather than lies and cheating like us. Aphabetical guile sneaks them to the top of the Lynx list. Nice one lads. Looking at the site, somebody seems to have got on their bad side. No, it's not me. Which makes a change.
Backwater Blues One of my favourite bands. See them. 'Nuff said.
Beat Science It's beaty. It's scientific. It features our very own Sinuf Mood. Go see 'em - all will be revealed.
Mr Bones & The Beatcleavers Out of circulation for a while but now back in business with some new staff.
Cold Shot Ace band. Stevie Ray and Hendrix fronted by the mighty talented (and my chum) Geoff Garcia. I went to watch them the other night and cheesed loads of people off by taking lots of pictures. The ones without flash always look better anyway.
Greenbox Some Germans (who haven't yet credited me for some of their more incisive lyrics. Something about ghosts. I forget exactly, having been a bit elephants at the time. Still, bastards eh?). I've fixed the link to look in the right place now. Bloody Germans - why can't they be ".co.uk" like everyone else?
Karma Son of Backwater Blues. No, really - Colin's lad Joe lets rip taking the Walker bid for world domination another rung up the ladder of life.
The Muffin Men Uncle Frank lives on in Liverpool!
Naughty Peter Naughty's myspace site with extra added ramblings
The Naughty Store Place where you can buy Naughty's classical tune offerings
ProperTop It's Stockport, yet it's modern. I don't understand a word. Must be for young people. Check out Kyle's rants, the "Are you..." section. This link goes directly to an article of particular interest...
Rainy City Harley-Davidson Club Men of taste in every way. Even like The CTs but probably couldn't eat a whole one (unless it's Arnie, who's more of a snack really). Watch out for their annual 'Rainy Daze Rally' featuring you-know-who.
Sinnerboy Rory Gallagher anybody? Mmmm yes, me please!! Only other band in the world to sell out The MacGregor Bar in Gourock. Features my mate Bazzer Barnes who is a top geezer and dead good on the guitar too. I like "I fall apart", but then I'm just a soft old sod at heart. Please note there has been some confusion. This is Barry "Barnesy" Barnes the all-round top cat, not Nelson "Barry" Mackintosh Barnes, star of the jolly corking talkie "Return of the Scarlet Pimpernel" from 1938, who, rumour has it, couldn't tell a guitar from a horse's arse, which is probably why he didn't star in many Scarlet Pimpernel films. His dilemma is illustrated below. If they remake it I'm going to suggest Barnesy for the title role (he could sing "You've Got To Pay" from Rory's "Take It Easy Baby" album) although personally I think he'd be better in a remake of Richard Thorpe's 1949 classic, "Challenge to Lassie", making fair use of The Prodigy's "Smack My Bitch Up".
A horse's arse yesterday A guitar (a bit like Barnesy's)
Sinful Dr Arson A certain diminutive bass player's myspace site. It says he has a friend. It's lying. Be sure to check out the link to 'Iron Lung', one of Arnie's earlier bands. Great tunes for the twitchily afflicted and avant-garde affected. The Queen Mother was a big fan.
Stoke Bikers Charity Motorbikes and rock. (And it's all for charity mate. Alright?)
War! Huh? YEAH!! What is it good for?
The Zans Seminal 70s Manc Punk Supremos
Venues:
The Bakers Vaults Come visit old Grandpa Sam. Click here for a map.
The Bike 'n' Hound Quick! Everybody! Hyde!
The Griffin We don't play here any more after a succession of diary cock-ups made us too fed up to continue trying. They might have someone else on you like though. I'd phone before making the journey if I were you...
The Full Moon Not been yet, but rumoured to provide shepherds pie for anyone who's come a bit of a way to play.
The Glass Barrel Atherton's finest musical watering hole. That's what Michael tells me anyway. Full contact/location details on their website. Sadly now closed due to the smoking ban.
The Pub Bad ass rock 'n' roll in a county town near you. Kev and Debbie (ex Bike 'n' Hound) continue the bikes, birds 'n' booze thing. Jolly well, actually.
The Thatched House It's not thatched and it's not a house. Music from Rock to Punk. Full contact/location details on their website.
The Witton Chimes Long time biker-friendly rock venue in Northwich. Full contact/location details on their website.
 

 

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