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In season 1, all 3 divisions were equal, with teams placed in divisions in season 2 based on final placings. Only 3 of the managers below still play today, and only Peter Stanton has the same team with the same name. Massimo Monciardini, who founded the Italian hobby, is particularly missed. Mark Boyle, who brought conflict and discord, isn't. This was a good season for Canine City, whose distinctive 4-4-2 formation (unusual in many United games) brought great success.
|   | Winner | Runner-Up |
| Division Pele | Little Englanders Richard Ramsden | Bugleboro John Booth |
| Division Charlton | Pooch City Andrew Lewis | Caught & Bowled Phil Shulkind |
| Division Cruyff | Canine City Kevin Smith | Muffs Of Midlothian Mark Boyle |
| Play-Offs | Canine City Kevin Smith | n/a |
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| FA Cup | Sine Language Peter Stanton | Magic Lantern Massimo Monciardini |
| Premier League Shield | Morning Star Peter Waterman | Muffs Of Midlothian Mark Boyle |
| Youth Cup | The Omega Mob Mark Stretch | Canine City Kevin Smith |
Season 2 saw the first promotion and relegation, and also the Anglo-Italian Cup, a cross-league competition. This was the first of many cup final meetings between Beppi Menozzi's Pitchwheels and Sine Language: here though, it was Beppi's first Italian side, not Pitchwheels IV who joined TPL later. This was also the season that Mark Boyle left in a blaze of bluster and abuse, after a serious bust up with Phil Shulkind.
Little Englanders make it 2 division wins in 2 years, and indeed the three divisional winners of the season before finish in the top three positions. The Chocolats and Sine Language begin to win things, as the cream begins to rise to the top. Ian Le Brocq's Interceptors disappoint though, and begin to get the reputation as perennial underacheivers that will last through many managers.
|   | Winner | Runner-Up |
| Division One | Little Englanders Richard Ramsden | Pooch City Andrew Lewis |
| Division Two | Subway Replicants Keith Morton | The Omega Mob Mark Stretch |
| Division Three | The Chocolats Willem Moene | Morning Star Peter Waterman |
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| FA Cup | Muffs Of Midlothian Pete Burrows | Video Nasties Graham Thomas |
| Premier League Shield | The Chocolats Willem Moene | The Interceptors Ian Le Brocq |
| Youth Cup | Morning Star Peter Waterman | The Interceptors Ian Le Brocq |
| Anglo-Italian Cup | Sine Language Peter Stanton | Pitchwheels Beppi Menozzi |
This years Anglo-Italian Cup sees an all-English final, and one of the most attacking finals ever, with 3-2-5 versus 2-3-5. The Chocolats become the first team to retain a trophy, winning the Premier League Shield for the second time. Richard Ramsden leaves his first team, but like many managers, he'll be back. A brief rush of success for The Interceptors following their first change of managers, while Sine Language have a rare off season.
|   | Winner | Runner-Up |
| Division One | Caught And Bowled Phil Shulkind | Video Nasties Graham Thomas |
| Division Two | The Spice Of Life Tog | Trade Deficit Simon Hetherington |
| Division Three | The Interceptors Frank Blades | Blacktop Roadsters Chris Tyler |
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| FA Cup | Pooch City Andrew Lewis | Classically Decomposed Dave Gittins |
| Premier League Shield | Morning Star Peter Waterman | The Chocolats Willem Moene |
| Youth Cup | Pitchwheels IV Beppi Menozzi | The Interceptors Frank Blades |
| Anglo-Italian Cup | The Interceptors Frank Blades | The Heavy Mob John Heyes |
The season the Anglo-Italian Cup died. A mixed bag of winners, but Pitchwheels IV have a particularly good season, while Sine Language at last manage to get out of Division 3. Pooch City can't quite manage to win the league or the cup, but not a bad season all the same.
|   | Winner | Runner-Up |
| Division One | Subway Replicants Keith Morton | Pooch City Andrew Lewis |
| Division Two | The Chocolats Willem Moene | Pitchwheels IV Beppi Menozzi |
| Division Three | Sine Language Peter Stanton | Worrlestah City F.C. John Cranston |
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| FA Cup | Pitchwheels IV Beppi Menozzi | Pooch City Andrew Lewis |
| Premier League Shield | Sine Language Peter Stanton | Pitchwheels IV Beppi Menozzi |
| Youth Cup | Lanchester John Coshall | The Heavy Mob John Heyes |
The Chocolats add Division 1 to last years Division 2 honours, while Arkham (formerly The Interceptors), under their third manager (or is it fourth?) finally reach the division they deserve to be in, as do Sine Language. A particularly scary season for The Chocolats rivals, as they also win the Youth Cup!
|   | Winner | Runner-Up |
| Division One | The Chocolats Willem Moene | Pooch City Steve Bibby |
| Division Two | Arkham Students Mike Richardson | Sine Language Peter Stanton |
| Division Three | The Heavy Mob John Heyes | Salford Albion John Merry |
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| FA Cup | Sine Language Peter Stanton | The Chocolats Willem Moene |
| Premier League Shield | Subway Replicants Keith Morton | Beat Happening F.C. Graham Shaw |
| Youth Cup | The Chocolats Willem Moene | The Heavy Mob John Heyes |
The Chocolats win the league for the second successive year, while Riding The Tiger confirm earlier promise and The Biscuits go up as expected. In the cups, Sine Language and Pitchwheels dominate (even with the latter missing ex-manager Beppi Menozzi), and share the honours.
|   | Winner | Runner-Up |
| Division One | The Chocolats Willem Moene | Heffalumps FC StJohn Swainson |
| Division Two | Riding The Tiger Chris Tyler | Salford Albion John Merry |
| Division Three | Biscuits FC Simon Brooks | Canine City No Manager |
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| FA Cup | Pitchwheels IV No Manager | Sine Language Peter Stanton |
| Premier League Shield | Sine Language Peter Stanton | Pitchwheels IV No Manager |
| Youth Cup | Hanna Barberans Nic Chilton | Grand Prix Rovers Martin Draper |
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| Top Scorer | Delicata, of The Chocolats (Willem Moene) |
In Progress. So far, Sine Language have successfully held onto the Shield for another year, and indeed are still on course to win all competitions, a feat never achieved before. Richard Ramsden returned to the game after a long absence, and got instant success with Grand Prix Rovers.
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| Premier League Shield | Sine Language Peter Stanton | Grand Prix Rovers Richard Ramsden |
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