At long Last - The Last Rat Supper - is finally here!
Behold, after almost two years under construction...
the TENTH wonder of the world...
The Last Rat Supper is our third creation.
And here they all are - Rattus Christ and his devoted twelve disciples.
From Bartholemew on the left through to the balding "Simon the Zealot" on the right.
And in the middle Rattus Christ holds court over his loving followers...
but wait a minute who is that 4th from the left...
Oh there is Judas Iscariot, miserly keeping thirty pieces of silver in a bag in his right hand - even though he is at the dinner table and about to eat some jam tarts.
Oh if only Jesus's other friends knew what a naughty rat Judas is!
And look at all of the lovely food they are eating... from rare documents from the 1st Century AD we know that these devoted Jewish Rats were eating Bacon Sandwiches, boiled eggs and pork pie with some bread rolls for their main course...
with some Jam tarts, Profiteroles and a wonderful xmas pudding for dessert...
I do hope you have enjoyed the Last Rat Supper.
Please return another day to see if I have avoided the mental health authorities and been allowed to create the 11th wonder of the world...
Andy Barham, inventor, sculptor and office Jester <¦:¬)