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Mistakes List

Even though Darkplace is a piece of perfection bought to life (thanks to Garth Marenghi) there are tiny mistakes which are inevitable to appear in a project of this significance. But luckily only the most eagle eyed viewer would spot these mistakes…

• Thornton reed  in the beginning camera pan through the hospital is apparently doing nothing
   

• The dubbing of the nurse and the patient is terribly wrong
   

• Liz's hands are seen hovering over the keyboard but fast typing is heard
   

• Sanch and Dag walk out of Reed's office.  We hear them walking down the corridor but their silhouettes of them standing outside the door are cast on the frosted glass.
   

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Opening line

Garth: "Nina's eyes pooped out of what was left of her back, why, oh why had she opened that tomb?  The sand turned red, this was because she was bleeding on it!  Blood, ruby red blood, her blood!  Blood, and piss and shit!  This was without doubt, the worst day of her life!" (From Afterbirth)

Best lines

Garth: "Please accept this.... Shortbread".

Sanch: "I think 'mon' means man and I thing 'Och' doesn't mean anything!"

Sanch: "I have an aunt who lives in Scotland, she says its nice."
Dag:  "Well she's wrong Sanch!"

Reed:  "I beg your pudding!"

Rivers:  "I'm not discriminative.  I would play anything, even a Nazi.  I wouldn't kiss another man, not even for the big boys."

Dag: "What about the hair?"
Scotch Warrior:  "Ach, it'll grow oot!"

Sanch: "I wonder what really bought them here?  Was it Rick or was it the hospital?  Or was it both?"
Liz:  "Or all 3?"

Sanchez: "The batteries in these fans are spent. I think they were warped. "
Liz: "Well that's what you get when you buy cheap batteries."
Sanchez: "Tell me about it. You try to make a saving but economically it makes more sense to buy from a reputable high-street retailer."
Liz: "And not from some street corner fly-by-night with a suitcase."
Sanchez: "Exactly. Who knows, they may even be stolen. "
Liz: "The initial price of a name battery is so much higher."
Sanchez: "I'm afraid they'll always be dearer, Liz, but you're paying for reliability."  (All in one breath) "I personally use rechargeable batteries, but I couldn't use my recharger last night seeing that I was up playing the keyboard till two."
Liz: "We probably ought to check in with Reed. Maybe he has a supply of name batteries like Duracell or EverReady."
Sanchez: "Well, you'd hope!"

Sanch:  "Hey Liz, I know a nice Scottish restaurant near here, lets so we go!!?"
Liz:  "I know somewhere you can go, it's called to Blazes!"
Sanch: "...Hey!!"