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Mistakes List

Even though Darkplace is a piece of perfection bought to life (thanks to Garth Marenghi) there are tiny mistakes which are inevitable to appear in a project of this significance. But luckily only the most eagle eyed viewer would spot these mistakes…

• The awful broccoli visual gags
   

• The creases in the black backgrounds during the scenes in the car are clearly visible
   

• The missing scene
   

• Liz says that Gavin the gas expert just called but somehow he managed to hand her a print out over the phone
   

• The print out makes no sense, it's just a few graph bars labelled A, B, C, D, and E.
   

• There's a long pause when Dag is on the phone when no one speaks
   

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Best lines

Dean: "I've worked with Lulu... and four other people.... so we're talking crème da la crème here"

Security Guard:  "ARGHHHHHH!  I forgot to flush"

Reed: "My arse is grass, and he's got a lawn Mower"

Reed: "I'm behind Dag 110%, that means I could backtrack 10% and still be completely behind him"

Sanch: I'll put some sounds on there's a bad atmosphere in here..

(Music Starts)

Why won't she be mine?
I wish I was more attractive like Dagless
Still one can only dream.
(singing) I'm a one track lover, down a two way lane.
Drivin' fast down the highway, must o' been insane.
Cos the temperatures too high, traveling driving way too fast!
And I knew our lovin', was too hot to last"

(Guitar solo)

Reed: "(rapping) She’s smooth, like ice, cold to the touch and it isn't very nice, when you left (Sanch: cold to the touch) alone, you let them treat you badly, leaves you hanging on the phone, take off (Sanch: Hot enough) shove you loving to the wheel, put the pedal to the floor, cos your heading for the hills, (Sanch: Making love) got to get away, cant take it no more, man you don't need this leave it, leave it, leave at the door, (Sanch: We should be making love!) the door, the door, the door! Sanch, open the door!"

Sanch: "Sorry Reed, bad dream"