who are you?


Find out which character from Darkplace you are most like!  If you come back and take the test again, be sure to hit the Start Again button to reset your previous answers!  Like Garth I created this piece by taking coding from websites which the copyright had ran out on.  For each question, select the option that best describes your personality then click the Who Am I? button at the bottom of the page.
1. What is your preferred profession?
Doctor Random Hospital Staff
Warlock Anything going

2. What do you like to do in your spare time?
Remember the past Play the keyboard
Apply make up Organise the office

3. Who do you answer to?
Yourself Your Boss
Anyone Wanton

4. Do you like your job?
Yes No
Impartial No, as I'm over shadowed by colleagues

5. Do you make friends easily?
Yes No
Not anymore Who needs friends

6. How often are you right?
100% of the time 70-50% of the time
50-25% of the time 0% of the time

7. Are you professional in your work?
Yes No
Depends Yes, as  have to answer to Wanton

8. Heroic?
Strongly Disagree Disagree
Agree Strongly Agree

9. Good sense of humour?
Yes No
The occasional laugh As long as it's funny

10. Which wars have you been in?
Both 'Nam and Korea None
'Nam Korea

11. What do you do when things go wrong?
I take care of it myself I ask for help
I shoot a lot of things I scream a lot

12. Are you Smart?
Strongly Disagree Disagree
Agree Strongly Agree

13. What would be your ideal gift?
A new gun Makeup
The Latest Garth Marenghi Novel A copy of one track lover

14. Hansome?
Of course I can cope
Average I wish I was more attractive like Dagless

15. Greatest fear?
None Everything
Loosing my looks The decline of education and TV quality

16. Which bothers you more?
Pubes on pipes Teckies
The fact I am over shadowed all the time Prank phone calls

17. Where do you like to go on holiday?
Romford Glasgow
Abroad The local pub

18. If you had another career what would it be?
A horror novelist A monkey impersonator
A singer A gentlemen's club owner

19. Do you have...
Two pistols with you at all times Emotional Problems
A really deep voice? A shovel in each room

20. How often have you saved the world?
Quite often, and I never get thanked A few times
Once Never

21. Are you a good actor?
Yes No


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