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as compiled by PhilJ, Gray & Sukh
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THE KEBAB OF LIFE
QUENCH HUNGER : Recipient is not able to eat for 1 week.
CAUSE LIGHT WOUNDS : Unless specially trained in it's use. If so it acts as a HEAL.
SPECIAL: Wisdom must be less than 10 or you can't touch it, unless you are a priest or mage with the
sphere of alcohol or you have special training. In fact any priest who is able to cast Celestial Kebab
(copyright GD 1997), gets a extra kebab if he or she has just eaten a Kebab of Life.
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THE CHEESY BISCUIT OF CHOKING
CURSED: This creature waits patiently on a plate or in a packet and then given the chance, drags it's poor
victim down by the throat...from the inside! No saving throw is allowed. A most evil device.
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THE BOTTLE OF WICKED STRENGTH CHILLI SAUCE
FIRE BREATH: This magic item is always found as some form of innocuously looking small bottle. If it is
opened and quaffed, the recipient must make a immediate save vs Death Magic.
If sucessful the recipient has the same powers of that given by a potion of DRAGON BREATH but for a
duration of 1D10 days.
If the save is unsucessful, the recipient loses 1d10 hit points and is struck with extreme abdominal pains
and loses control of his bowels & sphincter muscle. This unfortunate condition lasts for 1d10 days.
There is enough liquid in the bottle for 100 drafts.
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THE CURRY OF INOPPORTUNE BOWEL MOVEMENTS
Upon tasting this curry, the consumer must immediately make a saving throw versus DEATH MAGIC.
If sucessful, the consumer becomes aware of the nature of this curry and can therefore stop eating
and suffer no ill effects.
If the initial save is unsucessful, then the consumer loses 1D10 points off his CHARISMA for 1D10 days
as he becomes prone to always breaks wind at inopportune moments.
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THE PIZZA OF WAY TOO MANY F**CKING ANCHOVIES
Upon tasting this pizza, the consumer must immediately make a saving throw versus DEATH MAGIC.
If sucessful, the consumer becomes aware of the nature of this dish and can therefore stop eating and
suffer no ill effects.
If the initial save is unsucessful, then the consumer starts to retch and cannot stop for 1D10 days.
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THE CURRY THAT IS TO HOT FOR RICH
WARNING: This is a Deity Level Magic Item.
This legendary item is only found after years of questing. Upon tasting this curry, the consumer must
immediately make a saving throw versus DEATH MAGIC.
If sucessful, the consumer becomes aware of the nature of this curry and may opt to stop eating and suffer
no ill effects.
If the initial save is unsucessful or the consumer continues eating willing, then another saving throw
versus SPELL (with a -19 die modifier) must be made.
No other magical items can affect this second saving throw other than a NAAN BREAD OF ABSORBTION or the
LAGER OF QUENCHING.
If the second save is unsucessful, then the consumer is destroyed utterly (no magic can bring the character
back to life).
If the second save is sucessful however, then the consumer ascends to divinity and becomes a Demi-God of
his chosen pantheon.
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THE NAAN BREAD OF ABSORBTION
This legendary item is only found after years of questing.
It provides a +5 modifier on all saves made against culinary magic items.
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THE LAGER OF QUENCHING
This legendary item is only found after years of questing.
It provides a +5 modifier on all saves made against culinary magic items.
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THE TWIGLETS OF PIERCING
This item is usually found in a sealed bag. Upon opening the wielder is presented with 1D100 small
twig-shaped items.
Each 'twig' can be used as a missile weapon. The range is that of a Dart and the damage is 1D4 + strength.
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ROD'S MYSTICAL CHEESE STRINGS
CURSED - This item is found as a sealed bag in the shape of a rod. Upon opening
the wielder must immediately save versus spell.
If sucessful, the wielder suffers no ill affects and can dispose of the item (and knows of it cursed
nature).
On a failed save, the wielder must stare at the strings for 1D10 rounds, thinking "F*ck me backwards I
paid money for this!".
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