Dick writes: "Not sure what I was doing at this particular time, but I think it was something for Alan's daughter, Kirsty. Stuff I've done there in the past includes the 'Channel 4 News' theme, the 'Channel 4 Racing' theme (on which I played guitar!), the theme from 'Countdown', masses of library albums and most recently, Des O'Connor's latest album, 'Tribute to the Crooners'. What's that running over the horizon with its pants on fire? Oh, it's my credibility. As you can see from my bloodshot eyes, Alan works me cruelly hard. And there's no money in it, either!"