Dog of Distinction, Canine of Character, Splendiferous Spaniel, Paragonious Paradigm of Poochdom and Most Magnanimously Magnificent Mutt.

The world is a duller (though admittedly somewhat quieter) place without him.

He now barks for all those who are knocking at Heaven’s Door.

Looking on a brighter side, we have less need to worry over the whereabouts of our sausages.

Rest In Peace, Waffs. You are sorely missed.

Waffles Bennett. 11^th July, 1991 – 13^th July 2001