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Well, I'm sure you're keen to hear all the ramblings and rants, so here's Liquefy's blog..


19th October '06 - Blog Address

New blog address here..

http://blog.myspace.com/liquefytheband

PS Check it out for the latest gig reports


30th September '06 - All Change

Big Blog News, with a little bit of sadness it is now announced that this page will no longer be the main Liquefy Blog page. However, the blog has not been closed it has just been moved to the Liquefy myspace blog which will enable a lot of nifty features that will make the blog even more sparkly. Here are the reasons for the move:

  • Myspace Blog updates are easier and quicker to compose (lazy ass author)
  • Myspace blog offers cool management tools (lazy ass author)
  • The Liquefy myspace is starting to become quite popular (really, it is)
  • You can subscribe to the myspace blog (which is really cool)
  • Registered myspace friends can leave comments on the blog (which is really smart)
  • To view the new blog, bookmark this link to the Liquefy myspace page. The blog is underneath the upcoming gig information. You can then view individual entries or all blog entries. You can also subscribe to the Liquefy Blog, which will tell you when a new blog update is made. It's all really smart as them pants.

    So ta ra a bit and see you over at myspace. Go on, register, become a Liquefy friend and leave your comments and feedback, good, bad, comedy, its all smart stuff!

    Get Myspacing!

    PS The latest blog for this week is called Stamina test..

    “See ya later, green potata”


    5th September '06 - Globes final turn?

    The Globe, yes, well, isn’t it? Maybe its bad timing, but the Globe hasn’t been referenced that much on this site, which does the venue an injustice. You see, the Globe has become known as Liquefy’s “home” gig over the years and many a good night has been played out to punters in the bar. However, the Globe is due to swap management soon and Liquefys last dance may well have occurred.

    The gig coincided with the footy, which always adds extra “excitement” to proceedings. Given this knowledge, Jonster devised a cunning plan for the get in. The England match was due to end at 7, the Wales match due to start at 8, so get to the venue at 7:15 sharp and setup before the 2nd match begins. The plan was almost flawless, however, he hadn’t considered the X factor, yes indeed, England fans turned into X factor fans and the set up was accompanied by jeers and sarcastic comments as Liquefys equipment blocked the view of Simon, Sharon and that other fella.

    A set with new numbers debuting and old classics revisited was put together for the gathering masses. This always adds to the butterflies, but the band were having a good crack with the crowd so confidence was high and the new songs went down a treat. The pub was buzzing and the band locked into full on chug mode. Then, from out of no where, a shout for Oasis was heard from the back. H crashed the opening chord to Stand by me and low and behold the audience named it in one. The rest of the band went white as H did the unthinkable and started playing the tune they hadn’t played in months. But the lads suited up and played along regardless and the song went down a storm, get on!

    The second half chugged along nicely and with the Jonster and Brimeister hitting a funky groove, the audience were soaking up the atmosphere. Then, a brunette in pink took to the dance floor and attempted to invade the stage, but Bri stepped up and put on his pit crew hat and stopped the charge in its tracks. But the precedent was set and the punters hit the dance floor for the remainder of the set. Liquefy played out with the venues anthem song and the Globe was a singing along with the band, top night!

    In the interest of fairness, negative feedback should also be reported and yes, Al did get an earful from a Lady at the bar during the get out. Apparently she thought all the boy band songs Liquefy were playing sounded the same and came over as just noise. Well I’m sure the reference bands will be delighted that they come over all Take That. However, now she’s mentioned it, maybe Liquefy should consider a bit of Boyzone, West Life and Blue for future gigs!

    In Summary, even though the footy took some of the crowd away, this did not stifle the atmosphere and a great night was had by (mostly) all. Pot noodle rating hard to judge but sits at an average 2.6 and chug factor definitely a fine 4.3. Cheers Mark, good luck in your next venture..

    Get Frenzying!

    PS Liquefys myspace page has exceeded 1000 hits, yay! Get yourself over there and add Liquefy as your friend, if you haven’t already. Then you can get your feedback published on the web instantly.

    “Stop there! Any further will violate health and safety regulations”


    29th August '06 - Extreme Fencing

    Stop press, Al’s suffered another injury, this time tweaking his back. The blame was squarely placed on surfing, however, the band are suspecting something a little more sinister. Its rumoured that Big Al is a pioneer in a new emerging sport; “Extreme Fencing”. Little is known about the intricacies of this new activity, however, it involves fence panels, posts, extreme stunts and bizarre locations. Check back for more details as and when they come through.

    A quick announcement, Liquefy are playing the Globe on the 2nd September, that’s this Saturday, so put on you best pants and turn up and rock out. This weeks practise was geared toward some of the new material for the autumn break, so there should be some surprises added to the set for your aural pleasure as a taster for things to come.

    The practise did indeed rock with only a couple of songs falling short and needing a bit of TLC to nurture back to gig standard. In fact the practise went so well, Al and H hit a perfectly synchronised chug mode that aroused the spirits of rock into a dance frenzy. Evidence of which was present on the roof of the Brimeisters car as moon dancing footprints could be seen, but no physical body had been spotted.

    Finally, Jonster announced he had a super power that he had been concealing all these years. Apparently he has the ability to spot the origin of any riff played in any song, ever. Each note of each riff has a history in the pages of rock no matter how subtle or original the riffs appear. So on hearing a track, Jon actually hears 3 or 4 as each riff, bridge and solo reveal the original songs to him. However, some secrets should be kept so as H is now singing sharp dressed man to several songs and none of them are from ZZ bloomin’ Top!

    Get walking!

    PS England vs Andorra, D'oh!

    “The older you get, the longer it takes”


    14th August '06 - Past Blast

    The practise last week was full of blasts from the past, in more ways than one. Yes, the Jonster regained his JFP crown and basically ripped it large for the first half hour. Then Liquefy members entered a competition to suggest the least played song in their history to truly put the grey matter to the test. Big Al out trumped everyone by pulling Bitter rain out of his bag of tricks, which completely bamboozled the band.

    But it wasn’t all a meandering history lesson through the annals of Liquefy’s murky past. A new song was being put through its paces with the working title “Answer” and it’s starting to sound smart as them pants. This may spark the way forward to the studio door, so watch this space.

    In other news, the Dynamic Duo have put on their management hats and set about doing a sterling job of putting together a set of dates for the onset of Autumn, see the Gigs page for more details. This should mean that the new material mixed with the unearthing of some old classics will create a fresh new set ready for the run, top stuff!

    Get wheeling!

    PS Congratulations Michael and Katie and a big hello to Elijah, welcome to planet rock!

    “Bitten by a kayaking horsefly!”


    4th August '06 - Firkin Forester

    Well, the Forester gig started with a bang, literally, small red thing ploughed into the van door while reversing into the venue car park, nice. Not sure what the van doors have done to the world, but they've had a rough time throughout July. Things then went from bad to worse, someone had dropped a log in the urinal! A most despicable act that should not even be considered let alone followed through and ensured the night started with bad omens floating around.

    The sound check went well, but while chewing the fat outside waiting for the gig to start, the old beastly feedback was back to play mischief with the PA. Big Al went in guns blazing and soon vanquished the demon, and Liquefy were ready to rock!

    T'was another hot night so the crowd had retreated to the beer garden, so the art of playing to a translocated audience has now been truely mastered. That said, the first set was so rip roaring the punters interest was tickled and people were gathering to see the spectacle as it should be, up front, personal and in its full on chug glory. The first set ended on a high and muchus rejoicing filled the room.

    But a twist in the tail was yet to occur, the second set started not long after 11, and on a hot summers week night the omens were beckoning the gathering crowd toward bed. The next few songs picked up from where the first set left off and were well received but at half past the 11th hour there was a mass exodus. The night had peaked too early and the remaining set ended on a whimper. However, there were more requests for Sandmen, so this must now be a serious consideration for future reference.

    But hold onto your pants, there was another bombshell yet to befall the night, a cunning stunt that left the band astounded, however, to utter the words out loud would rile the forces of rock into a mighty frenzy and Liquefy could lose their mojo, so that’s enough of that! Needless to say pot noodle rating is unfortunately another low 1.3, chug rating sits at a not bad 2.9.

    Get Binballing!

    PS Quiet practice this week to reflect on the July gigs, but that didn't stop the Jonster wearing his naughty hat, the bad lad..

    “So we just turn up and play Da Daa, Da Daa, Da Daa, Da Daa for half hour and get the flock outta there!”


    17th July '06 - Wicket Feedback

    A late update, but here's the low down on last weeks Wicket Gig. Liquefy were looking to bigger things from this night as the Stone gig had boosted their confidence and the cobwebs of the holiday break had been well and truly blown away. However, there were still powerful dark forces of rock lurking in the atmosphere to try and throw a spanner in the works.

    The Wicket is a great venue set out in the middle of the Staffs country side. The place was filling up with locals and some friendly faces, which is always appreciated and helps stifle any nerves that maybe flying around. The set kicked off and all appeared to be going well. H's vocal were back up to speed, Bri was pumping out bass lines fatter than a greasy spoon bacon butty, Jonster was on top form and Al was ripping licks like the cat that had just got the cream. Unfortunately, the over confident start awoke a powerful sleeping beast that has the potential to over run any rock performance with terror.

    The dark demon, when tamed, can be a great addition to a guitarist’s box of special effects, but when unleashed in the raw it is a deadly foe. Yes, Liquefy were struck with feedback buzzing throughout the PA and monitor system. The first set ended with an epic dual between the vocals and the mighty primeval feedback, and the vocals were losing.

    Big Al stepped up, switched to Uber Guru mode, put on his fighting trousers and went to battle the beast. Mic's were being adjusted, amps were being scrutinised, speakers realigned and the atmosphere being analysed for paranormal activity, yes, Al was a blur of fighting spirit and within minutes he had defeated the foe and earned a superbly mixed sound for his efforts, top lad!

    The second set kicked off in style and Liquefy hit their stride. The place was buzzing, chug factor was hitting a high and the set was coming to a close with a great response from the audience. However, the forces of rock had not finished its mischief and sent forth further toil to attempt to disrupt proceedings. The set finished with calls for more and a request for a much loved song not played for a while. But as H went to crash the first chord, he was greeted by something so terrible it reeks fear and loathing in every guitarist that has walked the Earth, Silence! Panic sets in, check the lead, it’s in, check the zoom, it’s on, check the amp, it’s on and connected, disaster! Every check proved ok meaning every guitarist worse nightmare had come true, the guitar had gone pop and at a crucial point of the evening, doh!

    This called for drastic action, a similar problem occurred a couple of years ago which was fixed by the good old soldering iron. However, with power stances and full on chug tunes kicking it large, the solder had come loose and it looked like Liquefy were again facing an unjustified early bath. But H remembered a ritual he had performed all those moons ago and with a tweak here, bang there and a bit of furtling round the jack, his guitar sprang to life again. The encore was played out in true Funky fashion, the forces of rock retreated with humble admiration and the night finished a great success!

    Liquefy doff their cap t'the Wicket who always provide a warm welcome and a great atmosphere. As noodles have had no mention up’til now, you'll have already guessed that the pot noodle rating is a disappointing 1.8, but the Chug rating sits at a nice healthy 4.3, Get on! Anyone who was there on the 11th, drop us a mail and give us your thoughts.

    Get Sticking!

    PS Pick a door, any door, you know it'll be wrong!

    “Who needs struture when you've got funk?”


    8th July '06 - Stoned Tumbleweeds

    Well, Liquefy are back from their sabbatical and jumped straight into the deep end with a gig at the Swan. So much so, it was as if the Dynamic Duo had arrived straight from the airport. Yes, Al and Bri turned up in knee length shorts, Bermuda tops, sneakers with no socks and pants above the waist line. They pleaded ignorance and sited they were bringing a Blink 41 flavour to the band, but hey guys, that’s so 2002.

    That said, the odds were stacked against the band from the start. A break of 3 weeks, a gig away from the comforts of home, Jonster dreaming of maracas, H trying to remember his 312 zoom presets, Brian still livid at losing the BB crown to some Scandinavian transvestite named Trevor and Al worrying about skuddy style. Some good news though, H was greeted by two of Liquefy’s biggest fans, known for their ability to give a good blow job, these electric rotating beauties were perfect for cooling down proceedings from either side of the stage, hold on, what were you thinking?

    A quick pot noodle update, the crown was well contested this time round. H & J put in a decent effort, however they we’re completely outclassed by team DD, with big Al edging it this time round. Brian, smarting from another second place within a week, remarked he was at a “positional disadvantage”.

    The venue seemed quiet, however, most people had retired to the beer garden, so Liquefy had to contend with a split crowd. They started a bit shaky, but the general vibe was good, however H’s vocals were suffering. The confidence was also knocked as each song ended with tumbleweed blowing across the front of the stage. The Liquefy response was good though, they pulled a new number out of the back pocket and played it with aplomb, however, vocals were still flagging and tumbleweed was still tumbling.

    The second set arrived and H resorted to drastic measures, beer and in good measures. With a mixture of Guinness, Carling, Humpty Dumpty, shot of rum and a dash of lemonade, the vocal chords finally managed to blow away the dust of 3 weeks non use. The band we’re back and firing on all cylinders, but the reception was still subdued. Each song was greeted by a silence so powerful you could hear crickets farting outside. Did Liquefy play it safe? Did they gonads, a couple of new numbers, some good old classics a dash of originality and a crack in the time space continuum occurred.

    From the crack came a ripple and then as the set neared a close, applause and the place started to buzz. Just when Liquefy thought they were facing an early bath, they we’re facing calls for sandmen and cashmere sweaters! How did they respond? Cheesy 70’s and 80’s classics of course and the night ended on a high.

    Pot Noodle rating sits at a healthy 4, while the chug factor is given a “could be better” 2. However, all said and done, the Swan is a great venue and always a challenge. While not Liquefys best performance, there were plenty of positives and the promise of good things to come from the remaining July dates. If you we’re at the gig this week, drop us your thoughts via the Contacts, a gig feedback page will be added soon!

    Get Straining!

    PS Honourable mention to the chicken burger that managed to leave that fast food smell lingering in the air for the entire evening, respect!

    “Its all part of lifes rich tapestry”


    28th June '06 - Spam

    Well, Liquefy are still on a break, however, here's a quick update to remind everyone that they're still around and gigging soon. H has been studying the Guru that is Al and has been mastering the tetris technique in order to pack 8129 items of clothes and accessories into his reasonably sized family car. Yes, its rumoured he's off on a self catering holiday and needs every ounce of space. What's the betting he enters the dark side and follows AntiGuru traits ending with his journey being haunted by flying socks. One things certain, he'll be introducing the family to some major chug tunes enroute!

    We suspect big Al has headed to the upmost regions of North Wales again, what are the chances? They're more than Likely. You see we have a feeling in our stomaches. Rest assured he'll be tripping the light fantastic as he hangs silver foot across the welsh waves. We've been reliably informed that this is where he becomes one with the Mario.

    No ones entirely sure what has become of the Brimeister. The last anyone heard was that he was heading for the remote French country side to enter a big brother style house with 14 fellow housemates. Let's hope he's evicted soon as he's required for bass duty next week. Of course, the back up plan would be to starve the house of pot noodles, but no one knows for sure where he is!

    The Jonster, however, will be kicking back large somewhere in the sunny Med. Beer in one hand, maracas in the other, he'll be relaxing Latino style. He won't have forgotten his Priest and DragonForce tapes to introduce the locals to rock in the raw \m/

    Well, this update has been all supposition, guesses and fantasy. But check out the Gigs page as Liquefy will be at a venue near you soon!

    Get Tombing!

    PS, Some real news, Trademarked have a new Crazy song available, check it out. Hey Jonster, where had you heard that idea before ;)

    “No.”


    15th June '06 - Badger Overload

    As predicted, the lads couldn’t resist bringing along muchus amounts of beer last night. And to top it off, it was exclusively badgers this week, and therefore retaining the Liquefy preferred beer crown. Expect photographic evidence on a web page near you soon.

    The big lad Al suffered a stunt surfing wound at the weekend. This would have been the coolest injury ever if it wasn’t for the fact he spent most of the practise looking like he was performing on a Val Doonican Christmas special. However, the set has now been oiled, finely tuned and primed for optimum performance. Shame the band has 3 weeks off before the next gig without a practice. So everyone’s been given orders to sneak instruments with them on holiday, but the reality will actually be more beer.

    H was toying again with the powerful forces of Rock. High vocals, power stances and head banging were all in order. Fortunatley his lack of hair prevented any major supernatural forces from engaging in mischief, although one stupendous solo sent his, Als and Brians guitars out of tune simultaneously!

    Get Sanding!

    PS, England have just won and now top the group with a hundred percent record and 6 points. You'd think that would be great news?

    “The good thing about Badgers is, it’s not shit!”


    8th June '06 - The Rant

    Well its official, summer is here and with the sun comes the beer. As if by magic, last nights practice was abundant with beers from around the world and crowned by the supreme Badgers Champion Ale, get on! BTW, it became evident last night that the Brimeister has been reading the website and this very blog, so all references to pot noodle obsession will be written in small font in the hope Brian can't be bothered to read the small print.

    As the overwhelming influence of the beer sunk in, the Jonster launched into an uncharacteristic rant against a rather frosty band. Such a tirade has not been seen since the Cameo singer discovered he'd been wearing some other blokes used sweaty cod piece. The unprecedented outburst saw Jon use every expletive known to man and invent several others in the process. The power of Jons 8 minute uber rant was so immense that the band in question actually felt its full force, even though they are currently touring a different continent.

    That said, the practise went well, 2 hours of material was trotted through with vigour leaving major decision time next week to see which numbers will make the 1hr 30min grade. As next weeks practise is the last one before holiday season, the band are bringing in videos, board games and more beer to keep up the old tradition of skiving off on the last day of term.

    Get Scoring!

    PS, The band was so impressed by the Jonsters rant that they are planning to invoke another one with the help of a certain Mr Ferdinand in the near future.

    “Forget the vocals, just chug!”


    31st May '06 - Re-Hydration

    A drought descended on the early stages of the practise last night, but re-hydration was quickly provided through the bearded mad monk himself, Michael, who nipped out and purchased several crates of lager. Unfortunately this led to many hours of farting about trying to work out a set list for upcoming gigs. It seems summer hols are playing on the mind and indecision clouds our vision and no one listens, because we’re somewhere in between my love and my agony, apparently.

    Big Al made a Big announcement, Liquefy have a gig up north… er, that’s it, no further information provided … nice one. Good news though, Brain has regained his Mojo, yay! It was found last Friday by the skips behind Morrison’s!

    Finally, the Jonster resorted to drastic measures to hurry the get out along. He dropped his bat so hard that not only did fellow band members take a few steps back, the surrounding walls physically bulged and creaked from the impact.

    Get Growing!

    "I think we need a bit more up top"


    25th May '06 - Baby, Baby, Baby

    Well H delved too deep again into the mystical power of Rock, and this time nearly popped a valve in his brain. The Jonster had tried to warn him about the legend of too many consecutive baby's in a song, apparently no mortal man has managed to sing 12 Babys in a single line and the last man to hit 11 babys was warped back in time and met himself playing tiddlywinks when he was a toddler. This paradox literally imploded his mind. H dismissed such folly but soon regretted being so frivolous as his mouth started to dry up at the 6th baby, by the 7th the room was a blur and finally all the blood in his body rushed to his brain to force out the 8th Baby in a row. It was 2 hours before he was capable of opening his eyes, the last we heard was that he is now lucid and managing to eat solids again.

    Brian is still off the beer, but good news, his mojo is returning. However, there seems to be a side effect which has given him jittery thumbs. This has become evident recently as he has been texting confidential Liquefy information to some confused lad in Cardiff instead of fellow band members. The lad in question now believes he’s being stalked by a pot noodle sales rep.

    Finally, Big Al proved his Guru status once again, but unfortunately he went into Uber Guru mode and started using a language that is only understood by fellow Uber Guru’s. Therefore this information cannot be relayed in textual format for the general public to digest. However, rest assured it was quality advice about cross over wired bypass leads or summat.

    Get Golfing!

    "Badgers, prefered beer of liquefy"


    21st May '06 - The Guide

    Another blog entry to promote more new features added to liquefy.me.uk. The Look section has been given a makeover this time. Checkout the new Guide and Caption competition pages. The liquefy Gallery is now active too.

    Get Tumbling!

    PS, Caption entries will be uploaded if they make Liquefy laugh, so please enter your thoughts..


    18th May '06 - Antibiotics in my space

    Terrible news this week, things are going from bad to worse for the Brimeister and he's off the beer for the week. In desparate measures to find his mojo, Brian booked an appointment with the local GP. Apparently he's over used his mojo recently and has been advised to lay off the pot noodles and given a course of antibiotics. Good news is, the condition should clear and he'll be back in fine fettle soon, watch this space!

    In other news, H got caught out by the power of the chug. He under estimated the mystic strength of a full on chug in combination with the power stance. Within seconds, clouds we're forming, rain was gathering and a mass streak of lightning struck. Then boink! The 'A' string snapped, Doh! Fortunately this was spotted quickly, as pants knows what was gonna happen to the PA.

    Finally another exciting anouncement, Liquefy have hit my space. Come on over an be our friend, you're more than welcome!

    Get Firing!

    PS, Keith was wearing a green jumper.

    "Are you quite finished, or is there more bat to drop?"


    14th May '06 - The Guru Tree

    A quick blog entry to promote some new features added to liquefy.me.uk. The Band section has been given a makeover. Checkout the new Guru and Tree pages. You may need to delete your browser cache to get the full update, bloomin' cascading style sheets!

    Get Swinging!

    PS, there is a couple of hidden extras to find too..


    11th May '06 - Lost

    Practise was delayed by an hour and a half last night. The Jonster couldn't find an important part of his drum kit, the piece of the drum stool that supports his ass! Had he left it at home? Was it left at the previous gig venue? Had it been abducted by aliens? No, it was in the telescopic base of the drum stool, which is cleverly designed to house the seat support so it doesn't get lost, DOH!

    It was a night of working on new material and there were some important matters to resolve, yes, the keyword to bloomin' wicked game, which is now "ZZ Top vs Him, game of the wicked, you know, the one by Chris Isaak Hayes" just rolls of the tongue don't it? Controversially, Haydn threw his toys out of the pram, as he apparently cannot cope with the heckling during the intro and outro of the new Monkeys toon. So he requires complete silence during these parts of the song. Like thats gonna happen at a gig! Looks like the first axe is falling.

    Some sad news this week, Brian has lost his Mojo, so heres another internet appeal on behalf of the Brimeister. Please help Brian find his mojo as he needs it to breathe again! On a brighter note, he did choose the best ale last night, Al and H's choices were, lets say, a bit like supping on a sweaty sock!

    Get Mooing!

    "Your hair is really pretty"


    6th May '06 - Auction Frenzy

    Well.. this will be a big update, so put on your smart pants and read on.. Basically Liquefy guested at a charity auction event last night, so let’s rectify the pressing issues first. Pot noodle update, apologies go out to Brian as the pot noodle was passed on to Big Al for the night, and how he enjoyed his pot noodling. Second, damp course update, there was not much evidence of damp course throughout the majority of the evening, but shove a couple of abba tunes on the turntables and all became evident. In conclusion, building regs we're up to scratch and nothing untoward affected the smooth running of the night.

    The event was due to start early so the boys left work, rushed around and put in a sterling performance to get to the venue, set up and start sound checking before 4pm, quality, especially considering an auctioneer, disco DJ, raffler, lighting crew and a full IT support team were beavering away at the same time. Liquefy were primed and on all systems go when disaster 1 struck, no Monitor amp! The trusty 618 year old medieval amp was sitting back in Al's front room feeling sad, lonely and dejected. But no worries, with Brian’s pot noodle mantel past on, he was free to whiz back and grab it, however, it was too late to make the sound check so the gamble to forego the monitor set up was put in place.

    Liquefy now had time on their hands, so what to do? Pint and curry of course! Nipped down the local Chinese and wandered back to the venue with curries, rice and beef in hand, dodging footballs as they went. But back at the venue disaster 2 struck, there were 389 auction lots to get through and even though Liquefy were away over an hour, the auction was only up to lot 12! So they found a back room to wait and wait and wait and wait.

    Hundreds of comedy texts, pints of beer, games of guess the next winning bid price, J20 and £162,289.76p raised for charity later, Liquefy were ready to roll and that’s when disaster 3 occurred. The monitor amp could not be set up, as the table used for auction lot payments was smack in the middle of its destination and the queue of waiting punters was backed up to the local post office three miles away. So the wait continued…

    However, due to audience anticipation, the stage was cleared, Liquefy completed final setup and we’re ready to Rock! Fortunately all the bidders were ready to rock too and the Liquefy set was well received and the dance floor filled with happy dancers, yes, everything was firing on all cylinders until, you guessed it, disaster 4 happened. An unusual mistake from Haydn, he did not buy enough beer! His voice packed in with a song to go and the audience begging for encores. Liquefy carried on regardless and completed the set, without the main vocals, and Al and the crowd doing a top job filling in. Haydn didn’t let things lie and added extra chug to the encore finale leaving converted chug heads in his wake, top set!

    There maybe one or two inaccurate and exaggerated numbers used in this update, so in all seriousness, the auction went extremely well, raising lots of money for a good cause and the Liquefy set topped off a good night. Its rumoured that a number of cameras were used throughout the event capturing the Liquefy journey, so expect a new page soon documenting the gig experience in more detail, for now, take a look at this weeks link:

    Get kooping!

    "Just need to check she's ok with that position"

    PS, Al will be most upset with this weeks link, so don't tell him.


    26th April '06 - Damp Course

    Last night saw some final preparations for the upcoming special appearance at the village hall, however, Brian has some serious concerns regarding the damp course. He wants a thorough investigation into any damp or moist areas before plugging in and using his equipment. Jon's also concerned that Brians enjoyment of a pot noodle he is planning for that evening may be ruined by dry rot, I mean, no one wants dry rot when anticipating a juicy piece of beefy pot noodle. Talking of Jon, he pounded a bit too much last night and his right one went limp, technical term - snapped a drum stick, now what were you thinking?

    Get bricking!

    "No problem, the drums will just blend and merge with the bass"

    PS, now have loads of new ideas for the website, too many for one update, so expect some new stuff in the coming weeks, after all, it'll all be ok in the mix!


    22nd April '06 - www.liquefy.me.uk Launch!

    After many a year, Liquefy have finaly got their own domain name, yay. In celebration, link of the week will be added to the blog page for your amusement and here's the first one..

    Get Jumping!

    And I bet you thought it would be a link to the liquefy site using the new spiffy URL, tsk.


    20th April '06 - Big Bass

    Brian added plenty of extra bass last night and no, I'm not talking about boosting his amp settings, it was just something he'd eaten. Well, 15 songs have been whittled down to 5 so far, I suspect that number may rise, however, the Cheeky Song (Touch my bum) by those cheeky girls has been ignored completely, not sure why.


    15th April '06 - Web update

    Got off my ass and did a site review, won't go live yet so this blog is out of date before it even hits the shelves!


    12th April '06 - Real Ale

    Laid back practice tonight, took a look at 15, yes count 'em, 15 potential new songs, place your bets how may will hit the set! Local pub had all major beers down so we we're forced to drink several pints of good old fashioned Real Ale, what a chore. Old Hooky turned out to be the nights favourite.



    21st May 2006, Blog, my fat arse

    Knob fart