Phil, you've lost weight man. Now punch me as hard as you can

The first rule of this site...

...aw hell, if you're here, you should know the rest
I know what you're thinking - where's the old site gone, the one with the Silver Surfer and the cool actress pages, right?

Well, now, that's something you're going to have to ask our friends at BT about, ain't you boy....and don't be too polite about it, if you know what I mean.

Now I got to do a new site and that's taking up my precious time......

   Some day a rain is going to wash away the filth and the skanks and that means you too BT!