Name

General Fines

Match Fines

Eggy

Failure to turn up at tour meeting place

Failure to get the Business Centre up and running by 8 am

E’mailing selectors before the tour

Leaving field of play to deal with business calls

First wicket on tour

First 5 wicket haul on tour

Sam Fitz

Trying to light cigarette on an electric stove

Encouraging money laundering

Withdrawing from team after being selected

Forgetting to bring ducks to the game

No club hat

Bowling 8.1 overs in a limited over’s game when 8 was the limit

First one run out on tour

Brinky

Tour Virgin

Asking Eggy if he had any shampoo

Persistent snoring

Lack of vision failed to spot toaster in chalet

Mistaken identity when scoring

Catch Avoidance

Asking Eggy if it was the first time he had ever skippered on a Monday only problem it was Tuesday

Emile

Failure to be at meeting place for 10.00am

Unable to open van door despite two attempts

Persistent snoring

Putting a sweater on inside out

Smoking on field of play

First person out lbw

Krizo

Overseas players Supplement

Late arrival on tour

Last one out of bed

Polluting the environment during a drinks break.

Failure to score double figures on tour

Opposition Players Supplement, first player stumped

Antonius

Persistent Snoring

Tour Virgin

Toilet Stop

2 Over’s to go said will we be getting drinks

First catch on tour

First ever runs for WG

Jim

Last to leave Captains chalet

First cooked breakfast on tour outside chalet

Poor running between the wickets

First batsman to retire on tour

Preparing to face bowler only problem the bowler was from his end

Simon

Driving Offences

More driving offences (excessive braking)

First cooked breakfast on tour outside chalet

Dropped Catches

First duck on tour

Failure to answer all questions in the quiz

Tim

Driving Offences

Last to leave Captains chalet

Toilet stop

Late arrival on tour

Persistently talking to the overseas player

Failure to answer all questions in the quiz

Ollie

Setting off smoke alarm in Chalet Number 7

Feeder League supplement

Highest score on tour 171 (ten pin bowling)

Wearing a Glynde CC tracksuit to the game

Mooning on the field of play, No Club Hat

Umpiring in a Glynde CC tracksuit top

Stef

Toilet stop

First person to spot Eggy

Duck at ten pin bowling

Wides

Trying to damage hosts clubhouse with a football

Completing cricket quiz incorrectly

Lee

Taking his iron on tour

Turning up injured for tour

Mooning , first person to have 3 ice creams on tour

Confusing scorers with signals

Late arrival at game

Bowling 10 wides in a game

Martin F

Bringing James on tour

Leaving tour to go fishing and on romantic walks

Theft of club captains cucumber in curry house

Thought we were sailing from Southampton when we were in Portsmouth

Called wicketkeeper Alfonso only problem was his name is Antonius.

No Ball

Dropped catch while umpiring at square leg

James

Bringing dad on tour

Unhappy with batting order sent offensive texts to fines officer

Failing to select full numbers for paint balling

Not properly dressed when tossing up

First player to get 3 catches in a game on tour

First 6 and 50 on tour

Mark

Walking in wrong chalet (more than one offence)

Forgetting change when buying an ice cream

Tour Virgin and best punch thrown on tour

Leaving tour to go fishing and on romantic walks

Diving on the boundary

First player bowled  and first baseball shot on tour

Not knowing the result of the game asking if we had won

Steve

Persistent snoring

Leaving tour to go fishing

Only player on tour to have the sightscreen moved twice.

Kit Offences – No jockstrap or box

Smoking on field of play

Bowling the Club Chairman out

Wobbler

Showing off on the pool table

Driving offence (excessive braking)

Dismantling from a moving vehicle

Getting up first in chalet number 2

Talking as the bowler coming into bowl

First maiden played out by a left hander on tour

Wides

Not wanting to be out match managed by the opposition match manager.

Woody

Asking what is the area code for Lewes

Streaking

Persistent snoring

Last player to pay tour fees

Striking fines officer with cricket ball

Dissent at umpire

First player to face and be bowled by a female on tour !

Refusing to grass Emile for putting his sweater on inside out