Get rid of that quack in your life

- have a barn dance!

THE INFAMOUS

OLD PULL AND PUSH

THE COMPLETE BARN DANCE EXPERIENCE

Book the jokers from the Barn Dance world for your

  • Wedding
  • Birthday Party
  • Political Party
  • Children's Party
  • Christmas Party
  • Social Knees-up
  • Fund Raiser
  • Hell Raiser
  • or even School!

    O.P.P. Four members: three musicians, one drummer.

    Steve - drummer. Q. What is the difference between Steve's drumming and a radox bath? A. A Radox bath bucks up the feet.
    Helen - caller and accordian. Q. What is the difference between a terrorist and a barn dance caller? A. You can negotiate with a terrorist.
    Ian - lead guitar. Has sex appeal - please give generously.
    Nick - rhythm guitar. 6 strings, 19 frets, 1 chord.

    The band that gives new meaning to the word "entertainment" while preserving intact the old meaning of the word "rubbish".

    Call Steve on Bournemouth (01202) 722631.

    Have van - will travel.


    © 1999 M.Colton