A player who pulls the strings in the middle of the park with vision which has been described as Jedi like. He lacks a little pace, but a comprehensive exercise regime is developing his fitness and speed. He more than makes up for this in other areas and always gives a 110%.
Ihsan is currently the No.1 attacker in the world. His right foot is a real gem and allied with his natural skills is the kind of striking sensibilities that only the greats of the game possess. Ihsan not only knows how to score, he knows when to score and what to do to deliver the greatest blow. (Disclaimer - any similarities between the above player and a certain Rivaldo are totally coincidental.)
Very much a luxury player, Sicknote is an attacking midfielder who is the clubs all time European top-scorer but is yet to make the same impact on the domestic front. One of the original players, he still turns out for the Jalfrezi when picked. Has not fully returned to form since a lengthy injury lay off, but has committed his future to the club and hopes to impress the fans and the manager this season after battling back to full fitness.
The Fool.
There's Tiny the Giant, Little John and now there's Sh*tshot. It doesn't take a genius to work out why the name adorns this player's shirt.
A wannabe central attacking midfield who is totally right footed but who would prefer to play on the left. Still searching for the 'vision and touch' which has graced all the other senior members of the squad but has so far eluded him Adapt at ball watching instead of marking players and unable to read a game but is hungry for success at the highest level- This is all what it takes Still a lot to learn but is making steady progress towards achieving his ultimate goal of one day becoming ........an Anfield legend!! Is currently debating his own future of whether to stay in the team or transfer to Liverpool to be able to taste European football next year but will certainly decide on his own future at the end of the season depending on how the Jalfrezis do.
A player whose arrival coincided with the start of a great ear for the Chilli Boys, claims to be the second top scorer in their history (unsubstantiated). His game has suffered recently due to a series of alcohol related injuries.
Classy defender whose best performances have been in Europe. Unfortunately, a Bergkamp-like fear of travelling could limit his future European adventures. "Possibly the best all-round player" - quote Chopper.
A Player with much dedication to the club used to be noticed on the sidelines giving his support, but has recently been given the chance to play for the team. Much ability has been promised and may sometime shine through - is bound to become a pivotal figure within the club (not necessarily as a player!!)