 | The Female always makes the rules |
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| The rules are subject to change at any time without prior
notification |
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| If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules she must
immediately change some or all of them |
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| The female is never wrong |
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| If the female is wrong it is due to a misunderstanding which was a
direct result of something the male said or did wrong |
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| If the last rule applies the male must apologise immediately for
causing the misunderstanding |
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| the female may change her mind at any time. |
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| The male must never change his mind without the express written
consent of the female |
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| The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time |
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| The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him
to be angry or upset. |
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| The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether or
not she wants him to be angry or upset. |
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| The male is expected to mind read at all time |
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| The male who doesn't abide by the rules lacks backbone and is a
wimp. |
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| The female is ready when she is ready |
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| The male must be ready at all times |
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