Flowchart For Problem Resolution
Don’t Fuck About
 With It!
YES
NO
YES
You Daft Twat
NO
Will it
Blow Up
In  Your
 Hands?
NO
Deny All Knowledge
Anyone
Else
Know?
You’re Fucked!
YES
YES
NO
Hide It under a desk
Can You
Blame
Someone
 Else?
NO
SORTED!
Yes
Is It
Working?
Did You
Fuck About
With It?