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04 - Have just become a Psychic Warrior Monk and joined the First Earth
Battalion. Read about the benefits of membership here.
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It's not
just me getting into dressing-up either. Read here as to Why
World Leaders Like Dressing Up as Squirrels
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| I've
just finished reading a thread on a photo enthusiasts' web forum about
photographic freedoms that had deteriorated into a political discussion
about the War on Terror and the War in Iraq. What struck me most about
the forum was the fact that many people clearly have swallowed and still
believe some of the stories we've been fed over the last couple of
years. Stories that are now demonstrably untrue. Many stories fit this
category but I'd like to run through a
few of my favourites …
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As
I have a little bit more time on my hands these days and after a
bout of insomnia caused by watching a particularly annoying episode of
Question Time, I have knocked-up my
own 9/11 conspiracy page
to join the countless thousands already on the Internet. The only unique
qualities of my page are that it includes gratuitous use of the F word
and, to my knowledge, it is the only 9/11 conspiracy page to feature a
picture of the Evil Hood from Thunderbirds ...
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| Stef's
explanation about what suicide
bombers are all
about and why the Americans will keep f*cking up
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Surprisingly,
somebody actually read through my 9/11 page above and took issue with me
over the implication that the US Government was somehow complicit with
what happened. In response, I've put together a sequel page
that summarises a few examples of 9/11-esque behaviour in America's past.
This also presents me with an excellent opportunity to reproduce images
like the one below.
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| What's
the deal with Donald Rumsfeld? Hasn't anyone in America seen Doctor Strangelove?
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After writing my Prince Charles page I got to thinking; what is the connection between:
The answer is that the people behind all three would rather they were not associated in the public's mind with one particular pass-time. The nature of that pass-time is described here
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The
real source behind all those dodgy UK Government dossiers speaks out here
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STOP PRESS 3/5/04 - Latest pictures of British Soldiers
torturing prisoners in Iraq ...
'Tell us where the cookies are you little f*cker!!!' The pictures that the Daily Mirror dare not print. Available from this site for £80,000 soon STOP PRESS 13/5/04 - F*ck me! Those pictures in the Daily Mirror were fakes all along. Can you believe it? What I find really hard to believe is that I share any island with so many credulous muppets. |
STOP PRESS AGAIN!: Available from this site soon - the new Abu
Ghraib Lego system
Order early to avoid the bitter pangs of disappointment and tears of unfathomable sadness or having a light-stick jammed up your arse
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... of course, the biggest concern about the failure of the Iraq Survey Group to find evidence of WMDs in Iraq, and the incompetence of US and UK intelligence services, is why haven't the CIA got round to planting any there yet?
What is the point of spending all those billions on shadowy intelligence organisations, capable of blowing up space shuttles before breakfast, if they have not got the brains or capability to leave a few tubs of Zyklon B lying around the streets of Basra? As taxpayers the Americans should ask for their money back.
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Coming soon - the Abu
Ghraib Sex Video. Including footage too hot for TV
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US Air Force Combat
Simulator ...
You are flying a
state of the art AH64 Apache Longbow attack gunship, loaded with a
battery of
So, which one of the
following targets do you kill from a safe distance first
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1. A British made APC flying a huge Union Jack and deck markings that
clearly indicate that it is an allied vehicle. From the turret its
commander, complete with a large handlebar moustache, is waving
cheerfully up at you
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2. A wedding
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3. An ancient quadriplegic in a wheelchair leaving church in a crowd of people - a real technical challenge for your targeting systems (just watch those wheels fly baby!)
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4. Saruman from Lord of the Rings
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FUN FACTS! Per The US National Centre for Health Statistics; 2001 saw the following deaths in the US (it's all on the net if you look hard enough):
So the number of Americans dying violently, by their own or other hands in 2001, was equal to one 9/11 type incident every 11 days. Bizarrely, more people in the US died from malnutrition in 2001 (3,433) than in the 9/11 attacks.
Of course all this pales in the face of the 699,697 Americans who died from heart disease in 2001 - equivalent to approximately 62,000mt of Soylent Green (if you don't understand it's best you don't ask*). I am looking forward to Tony Blair joining George Bush in his 'War against Lard' in 2006, starting with precision strikes on French WMO (Weapons of Mass Obesity) installations, including their world-threatening soft cheese and cream sauce production facilities. |
* Soylent Green.... is people. Movie starring Charlton Heston. Also Edward G. Robinson's final movie. Released 1973
It also happens to be the name of a cocktail comprised of Hansen's Raspberry soda, rum, Midori, and semen.
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