This is my homepage. There are many others like it but this one is special. This one is mine ...
The photographs pages are the ones that will be of most interest to those visiting this site as there is a possibility that one or two pictures of themselves might feature there. If there are no pictures of yourself uploaded at the moment you might get lucky as and when I can ever face that f***ing scanner again.
I've recently started a blog http://stefzucconi.blogspot.com/ = that's where the bulk of my web action is these days ...
Life is great. I'm so happy.
I'm thrilled to announce the birth of this page's sister site - The Biscuit Game
In future, Biscuitgame will be the home of any of my content, pictures of yoghurt-splattered digestive biscuits for example, that is unsuitable for small children or people whose brain's have softened due to raising small children (say 'hello' to the guys at IKEA for me next time you're there).
www.zucconi.co.uk will continue but will largely be restricted to hosting holiday pictures and snaps taken at children's birthday parties - though probably not pictures like this one:
I've
also suspended this page's theme music for a while, to facilitate
browsing when at 'work'.
If you miss it you can listen to the sound of
nostalgia by clicking here
Details of my 'Read my Homepage and be awarded an A Level' offer will be posted soon
My latest web project comprises what was originally intended to be an gallery of my London photography. It's early days yet, but so far it's turning more into a series of opinionated rants about how things were better in 1982, with not that much in the way of photographs. Nevertheless, for what it's worth, here it is...
(Albanian, Polish, Somali, Georgian,
Chechen, Colombian, Afghani, Iraqi, Kurdish, Rumanian, and Chinese
versions of this page will be ready shortly; once I ponce some of my ridiculous
Council Tax bill back from Lambeth Council by way of a of grant)
Click to enlarge and see why it amuses me so
In a similar vein to The Rifleman picture, this statue at Kensal Green Cemetery looks quite boring face on but becomes a whole lot more entertaining if you stroll round to the side and take a picture from there ...
Well, I lied
Self Portrait - couldn't think where else to put it
Photo Galleries
Have started a 'Blast from the Past' section based on a recently rediscovered CD of uncaptioned photo scans I made years back and some other stuff knocking about. Pages uploaded so far include:
Alan, Dave, GLMC
Steve, Neal + Ivor
Alan - pictures of Tom here
Pre-digital US snaps
Francesca's 1st Birthday Party
Izzie
Some of Ryan's old pics
Vaudeville Theatre c.1983
Italy
All sorts of people
Bits from the UK
Bits from here and there
Assorted family members
Jasper and Sasha
Birmingham University c.1986
Francesca's Christening
Random and not so random holiday snaps
A List
B List
Other Pages
Photographs Pages
Given over to literally hundreds of images of people I've known and bestial acts I've witnessed (often involving animals).
(currently unavailable)
Sheep Pages
A handy repository for my extensive collection of sheep-related multimedia.
(this was my first ever stab at html
and now looks more than a little shonky. Also most of the links are
now dead but I keep the page for sentimental reasons)
Travel Pages
Filled with essential tips and guides to glamorous and exciting parts of the world
(currently unavailable)
Links Page
(currently unavailable)
and Introducing ...
After successfully devoting the last few months to developing the perfect body
and drafting my new blockbuster 'The JFK Assassination - I haven't the faintest f*cking idea who did it'
I now have some time on my hands ...
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Do you work for a TV production company that serves up the kind of hot steaming shit Channel 4 has been showing every night for the last few years?
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Do you commission programmes for one of the major UK television networks
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Are you worried about what cacca you're going to put on tele when house prices fall and people don't care a rat's arse about decorating their houses or spending money on their gardens and laugh and dribble at the thought of ever being able to buy another home or spend any money ever again?
Contact me for details about my exciting new television programme ideas. I may be a little ahead of the times here but, remember, it can pay to be ahead of the curve. Without giving too much away here are some of my working titles ...
celebrity repossessions - your mortgage or your ass - 6% and out
repayment hookers, uncut - tears in their eyes
double or quits
and my current favourite ...
I'm in Negative Equity Get me out of Here!
PS If you work for Channel 5, I
should be able to work the words 'Hitler' or 'Killer Tornadoes' into
any of the above
e.g. 'Hitler's Negative Equity - The Untold Story' or 'When Killer
Tornadoes Strike Houses Currently Worth Much Less Than You Paid For
Them'
Interactive elements of this page include opportunities to:
The really sad thing is that this isn't the most awful picture in my collection - there's this one for example ...
and, by special request, even more of my most tragic photos ever ...
yes
Ian, that's you in the background - or should I say Harry?
me, doing my
world's famous 'suspect in Abu Ghraib' routine
... and that's why I started taking pictures rather than appearing in them
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Profanity Warning!!!
NB!I was recently made aware that the fact that my home page included profanity and images of an explicit nature meant that certain people may find it offensive. I now realise that this kind of material is juvenile and insensitive to other people's sensibilities. I have therefore started to rewrite the content so that it won't offend Tracy's family. My family members aren't an issue as they believe that all computers are the work of Satan and therefore refuse to use the internet - poor deranged fools. Anyway, the rewrite is now almost complete but some offensive material unfortunately remains, including this ...
